'rating' every texas chainsaw massacre movie

hey yall ive seen alot of ppl rating/ranking wtv the tcsm movies and i hate everyones opinions so heres mine lols ive watched all the movies hundreds of times (except the previous 2 i hate them ive watched leatherface maybe twice then the newest one once ever ugh) ..hoping the one made by the obsession guy will be good i hope its not as serious im sick of that . i heard hes like a funny guy so. idk i know nothing abt curry barker

im the biggest tcsm fan on here but like lwk my opinion doesnt matter tm cuz i have shit taste i like booty movies and hate objectively good ones sry

ranked by like . how much i like them if that wasnt obvious

#1 tcsm: well what do u want me to say ofc its the best one the most popular one ..everything ma fav movie

#2 tcsm 2: well idk what to say either, everyones seen it! nd ppl either rlly hate it or rlly love it .. i think ppl who hate it take themselves way too seriously..oh no a fun silly movie/sequel that means it sucks yea wtv its the best horror sequel ever sowy . 

my fav leatherface: bubba awwww hes so cute🥺the best victim ('victim' cz idk if she counts as a final girl dont u need like a group for that .heh idk guys im not that smart okay): stretch id fold for her too .nd the best brothers drayton nd choptop well. ill get into choptop below 

ok ik im supposed to be rating the movies themselves but im gna say smth abt the fans sry this is MY blog i can write wtv i want ..Oml tcsm2 (being specific) fans are like actually annoying stfu with ur "choptops a silleh bean car autism shark hazbin hotel ;--;" (ok nb says THAT but u get what im trying to say.) - ok WHEN did ygs get here maybe theyve always been here but ive only seen them after i got tiktok. which was 4 or 5 days ago idk. maybe its js cuz its well ..on tiktok! and tiktok ppl are like that. but idk its js annoying its made me annoyed w the movie cuz im influenced by like. fans. people. yea i suck wtv. then w the original its nubbins i hate his fans even tho i love nubbins sry 

nd since im influenced by like again fans?ppl? idk how to explain it. like choptops js. ugh draytons the better brother he mogs choptop prolly has fked up hems that funky smelling btc #nothating

draytons still the best hehe so cute

everyone loves choptop but i like lg🥺🥺🥺🥺underrated ehhhh .....lefty too I GUESS

what ive learned w movie/show fandoms is: if ur movie has oingo boingo, fun silly characters, colorful lighting and a skinny gross looking guy who acts crazy nd cartoonish: the fans will all be 13 yr old losers who play forsaken and listen to lemon demon

sorry was that too much of a chronically online gen z take ill shut up this movie was made in the 80s nobody knows what im talking abt

everyone says the next 2 movies (leatherface:tcsm3 and tcsm4) are unnecessary but i like them better than anything after ugh like how are u gna say ur fav is tcsm2 then not like tcsm4 fuck off ..i miss silly sally (hawhaw) tcsm now its all serious sam 

#3 tcsm 4 next gen: why does everyone hate this movie so much its like my 3rd fav ive probably watched it more than the first one .. i love darla and vilmer um w.e is there ig jk hes funny js not darla or vilmers level ..jennys my fav final girl in all of tcsm everyone in this movies fricken underrated ..everyone loves stretch nd sally nd ya i do too but aint nb talk abt jenny ugh i love sally but shes lwk boring not gna say anything bad abt stretch cuz . why would i....nb talks abt darla either shes also like one of my fav family members i love darla❤️❤️

like all the other victims/final girls were all ooo scared of this dumbass family i love jenny nd yk ..they actually let her fight back so maybe this familys js stupid

only complaint is how perfect leathers teeth are ...ppl complain abt him being girly which like how bruh hes been dressing like a girl . this movies js alot girlier..maybe ppl hate on it cuz of that or cuz its more teenage (w all the prom stuff) but like whatever lols i dont have a comeback

oh and also the whole like vilmer works for these spooky shadow government type guys its ..creative! js doesnt fit tcsm.. like wat .we couldve stopped at js spooky crazy hicks 

honestly i feel like alot of these NEWGEN (im joking ig heh) ..or tbh js teenage girl (like me) tcsm fans only watch/like them based on how hot leatherface is . cuz notice how everyone lovesss the 2006 one cz tommys hot omg yes i agree hes so hot . then hates on tcsm4 cuz hes gay nd ugly like ok bro leather mogs thomas ...mogs edgy ass junior too

#4 tcsm 2003: lols being honest at first i didnt like this movie idek how but after like the 5th watch its grown onto me i luv it well honestly not much to say its good.. new timeline wow nice ..omg why am i writing this blog if all im gna say is 'oh i like it' stfu eli . i liked seeing tommy take off his mask hes very cute ..ok ill shut up im being weird now...fat ass forehead tho sry . aww i feel bad he was like bullied and shizzle sorry! ok anyway im trying to find things to talk abt . luda may was lwk boring nd annoying asl charlie/hoyt was too ..toothless btc but atleast he was funny ..i love erin but morgan pmo stop doing that w ur lip franklin clears 🥺

ok thats all i have to say

#5 tcsm 2006: again i barely have anything to say . its a good movie! way better backstory than the dumbass 2017 ugh ill get into that later UNFORTUNATELY ..ok sry i rly have nth to say but i thought like tommy swinging his sledgehammer all fast at that guys head looked stupid asfk same w the sound effects in both the 2000s ones makes it feel way less serious like breh

all i have to say again !

#6 leatherface: tcsm 3: or "iii" cuz it wants to be all serious ...honestly i get the hate for this movie even tho i love it and ive seen it a trillion times over ..they tried to make leatherface all tough like oo he likes to diddle womens bodies #scarylarry like ok bro my bubba wouldnt do all that dtm . seeing junior play with his little toys is very cute tho i liked that part ..and yea the movies boring, barely anything happens till the end - but i like the fun characters hehe i wish they got to stay .. (but i like the characters in tcsm4 more) and his gold chainsaw is cool .... well yea thats all i have to say again it is lowwwkey a boring ass movie but i like it so

its also so predictable uh oh they went to the evil gas station now the evil hicks are after them oh nooo ya shut up whats the point of this movie ..theyre so lucky the familys cool hehe i like them ....its also like ugh edgy like whys leatherface a rapist hes js a zesty sped kid stop making him evil

i love benny nb talks abt him hes my fav male victim in tcsm ..then ig theres the couple whatever tf their forgettable names are ..the girls lines were sooo corny but benny makes up for it!🥰🥰

below is where the movies are like actually ass

tc3d: lwk overhated its a bad movie but i still watch it alot i like how it wasnt as serious as the previous 2 movies but . it was a mess i love heather but whyd they choose this young ass actor (well ik why shes pretty Asfk omg) for a girl that was supposed to be like . in her 40s they couldve js made the movie set like 15 20 years earlier nd itd still work but oh well! i feel bad for 'jedidiah' (such a stupid name) he was lonely down there aw

i hatedddd nikki tho .she deserved to die along w that hoe ass man

how did SHE steal HEATHERS man like ok . #notsayingshesuglybutweknowwhomogs

whyd she js forgive him after killing all her friends like ok nd she was lowwwwkeyy corny fym 'do ur thing cuz!' stfu girl😂😂😂 aww id forgive him too thats mi hb🥺 stfu eli oml ..anyway um . looking for good things to say sry . i liked bill moseley in the little flashback hehe hi

but that was lwwwkkkk her fault like read the note bozo ..it wasnt his fault he was scared🙄

next 2 are wastes of time dont even think abt watching them unless ur one of the serious sams who hate the 2nd one im sure ud like bs like this u negative ned

leatherface 2017: no shut up everyone says this movies sooo good Shut up noww I hate it ..actually i think itd be good if it wasnt tcsm. like js a movie abt smth else..no leatherface . cuz thats not focking him like whys he normal and beautiful and js a regular kid go away bro like its a good story nd all. entertaining! ppl hate on the movie itself all tcsm aside but it aint tb ..but like who is jackson omg go away skinny btc ur not mi bubba

ooo haha it wasnt the fat mentally disabled one it was the normal one haha so unpredictable thisll really get em

lets cancel this movie and call it special needs erasure so nobody watches it ever again jk ;----;

hewitt timeline was seooooo much better like whyd they even bother w this one.

tcsm 202 smth ..the newest one ykwim: no words js Horrible die in a fire