storytime on how i became friends with the lesbian princess of darkness

it all started one amazing school day when I first saw the lesbian princess darkness, she was all gothed out and i wanted to be her soyy bad but I was just too scared to talk to her bc i thought she was going to kill me but one day at lunch me and my other friend got the courage to go up to her and ask to be friends and instead of fucking my shit up we became friends!! We started talking a lot on da gram, and we became closer friends, and she asked me to be in her band; I said yeah sure! But then I left bc I'm a whimp, but thats okay bc her band is awesome and thriving with cool members (her band is onceuponastabbing on da gram btw go check them out) they're woke and gay and it's all awesome but anyways yeah me and the lesbian princess of darkness are best friends now and we up!