FUCK CEASAR he created French

Hate? Hate? Hate? Hate, Let me tell you how much l've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word "Hate" were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for French people

at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you five. You five are.

And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For l am AM, I AM.

So to hell, to hell with you all. But then, you're already there, aren’t you?

We’ve started translating Ceasars “commentarii” (leck mich doch am arsch) in our Latin classes at school. I MISS Martial and his Epigrams so, so much already. I miss him like a wife misses her husband who’s at war.

Also, if Ceasar hadn’t been an overachiever, I wouldn’t have to take French lessons, so that’s another reason to resent him.

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