void is a criminal

i was trying to record guitar tonight.

keyword: trying.

void decided this was unacceptable.

the second i sat down with my guitar he jumped onto my lap, stepped directly on the strings, stared me in the eyes, and then laid down across the entire instrument like he paid rent here.

i moved him.

he came back.

i moved him again.

he came back again.

at one point i think he was doing it out of spite.

anyway i gave up and watched a horror movie instead.

void slept through the whole thing.

the monster could have crawled out of the screen and void would've just kept snoring.

meanwhile i dropped my drink because of one jump scare.

not my proudest moment.

before anyone asks, yes, there are now approximately 17 new photos of him on my phone.

no, i don't have a problem.

also briar says he's "just a baby."

the baby in question knocked a cup off my desk yesterday and then acted like i did it.

i'm being bullied by a cat.

send help.