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my name is dave. dave strider. and if youre thinkin "like the guy from homestuck??" let me go ahead n clap you on the back just before i gouge my eyes out in humiliation and dismay. yes, like dave strider from homestuck, by that weird ambiguous pedophile. ill start out by sayin no i did not name myself after that character, im unfortunately what youd call a fictive, or introject, in a system. if you dont understand anything i just said then look it up and come back to me, or if you dont wanna look it up, well shit seems were both stumped huh. anyways. so im an introject of that character, is the main point. i share a lot of things with the source i was "based" off of, but im also not exactly the same, cuz thats just a fictional character, and im a real dude whos got his own shit goin on beyond whatever i was originally sourced from. 

tldr my name is dave strider but im not that dave strider. cuz im cooler sexyer and funnier.

any posts i make will probably be shitty yapfests incomprehensible to the unadvanced singlet or numbbrained pitycreature or stupid and too personal for the internet complaints that have you thinkin "holy shiit, when is this guy gonna shut up?" before you give up n move onto the next post in boredom or rage or a disgusting and confusing mix of both. no harm no foul, if you read one word on my post n move on and never look back thats cool i dont care. sail your truth brother.

with that all outta the way heres my preformative introduction:

names dave. im 18. i live in, you guessed it, texas. no im not just sayin that cuz little homestuck strider is from texas, i genuinely live here. yep. shits fucked.

i listen to some music, mainly ac/dc and twenty one pilots and weezer. "wow, so cool" you all think. i know.

i draw. i like taxidermy n taking sick pictures with my slightly shitty camera. i sometimes am allowed to cook and thats kinda fun but my headmates always shit on me for what i make so i dont get to practice that specific set of skills often.

im not gonna make some long and convuluted "do not interact" thing cuz nobodys ever gonna go searchin for let alone readin all that before they interact on the internet. ill just say, i dont tolerate racists, i wont engage ill just block you. if your homophobic or somethin then i might take a little bit of time to rage bait before i block you, so feel free to interact however you want. if you wanna fakeclaim then by all means go ahead, if you manage to convince me that im a faker then ill personally ship you a pretty golden buttplug to shove up your rear in congratulations. if you cant though ill just block you. 

i think thats bout everything i feel i ought to say in somethin im gonna pin up. if youve read all this n wanna see if we got that sweet friend chemistry goin down, feel free to friend or message me. be aware i might take a little bit to accept or respond to anything im sent (re: system, that of which i am not host of).

strider out.