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2-june-2026 weedblog

MINORS DNI!!! this blog is about safe and legal and adult drug use!

2:20 took 10mg. sorry i woke up so late... really i woke up @ 9am but decided i didnt want to interact with my dad, so i slept+chilled in my room until he left. my bro is also home but hes sleeping off his night shift, so i wont see him for a couple of hours.

3:00 im watching this korean youtuber right now, 'haha ha', he works on a fish farm and also takes care of the cats who live there. the most popular cats are Mu and Samsaek but he always includes the other cats in his videos. i heart cats

3;20 def feeling it rn, my heartrates up. im eating rn. a bag of strangely spicy Cheetos flaming hot dill pickles, and mango.

3:33 they have afilm regitsytry of films they onsider the pinnacle of human intellect and art. i know the iNCredilb esnad Wall-E are in there, but idk what else is in there. cld be a good movie marathon idea!

3:40 imagine imagine imagine

detective is hunting a ebast,.. an espcape d circus animals, it has become a king of knot-tying, acrobatics, and trappngs. as the detective prowls th woods, so does the beast. and as its intellect grows, the detective realizes...

this besat is like no other. 

the detective narrowly escapes, and soon the officers' bullpen is alive with energy as they work to resolve  the matter and prepare, now bolstered by the detectives discoveries.

finally after 3 days ofo f iasco, it is done. they have the beast contained, and they ask the detective to confirm.

it all seems right. the dedtective remembers the details very clearly. teh same scrs, teh same ugly snout, the same markings, the same anger in its eyes.

he almost calls it, and has the beat killsted. 

until he realizes.

the beast was  a amtter of knot-tying, yet it hadnt broken free of the rope that bounded him.

he realizes that a circus was full of tricks and if that were true, then so were the animals.

the beast, though scary, was not the intelelctual mastermind the world taguht him to be.

no. he was jsut a prop.

the detective calls for the release of the beast, thus saving an innocent but misunderstood animal. but he does not speak of the event to the news. the media rages on in the supposed delight of the beast being slaughtered, and yet it hides, well and alive, the the police precinct.

then, the former circus that hosted teh beast spoke up.

they now had a beast exhibit, with dozens of liekly-fabricated stories of the fearsome vreatute,

but they also announcee they HAD the beast's skeleton and brain and organs in jars.

an dyet, the Beast was well and alive in the precinct.

once the detective announed the Beasts death and prsented the public with the 'fresh body', the circus went under as people realized the cirucus had scammed them.

a life saved and a captilast defeated by the power of

THE DETECTIVE!!

3:52the key to destorying racism-- think of a groups positives before their negatives. while it can be easy to assjme a group is a defeated sadsack . after hearing about the opression they face, therefore the group is mostly weak defeated sadsacks. theat is an assumption. but it implies they are too weak and sad to grow, to develop character, to live their full potential as fellow people too.

to asuume positives means you recgonize humanity and connection in the othe perspn. that is the dey to destorying racism

4:03 ok imagine

blah lbah detective story blah blah cast of charactera blah alibi blah accusation blah; epiphany blah blah blah

we close in on the final moments. as the supposed culprit is being led to the police car, the detecgtive xsees one of the culprits friends eating a mould waffle...

he realizes... SHE COULDNT TELL IS THE MOULD CHOCLATE CHIPS OR NOT BC SHE HAS BAD DEPTH PERCEPTION!

AND THE CULRPIT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BAD EYESIGHT!

the detective halts the cops! they had it all wrong!

the detevtive shows his thinking and bc of hiw wit, justive was brought to this case.

THE DETECTIVE WINS AGAIN!

4:09 bigfoot hunting episode but its styled like an old betty-boop style cartoon

4:47 wrote an entry in my oc diary! yayy i got the weed tha tmakes me creative!

5:07 watching Poofesure woowwowow

5:10 yayyy miillies here

5:50 doomscroolled for ab it and also showered

6:04 some crazy cotton outh going on , also stil have the munchies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IKhpD57BT0 (poofesure's 'i got a job as a news camera man and let the reporters die') funny asf

6:10 my dad is texting me aobut dinner... lame! anyway im back on my Viagra Boys kick, their music is awsome. listening to this one rn Pyramid of Health https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m3bZOljFEY

6:46 watching markiplier play Emily Is Away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPTJFUePNg and im preheating the oven 4 some 'bacon bombs' theyre just freezer food ts bacon wrapped aorund a meatball. i am als play with my balisong

6:56 i loveee adventue time ir is paerhaps the stoenrs best friend cyrus would also like it yayyyyy

7;02 fed my cat :3 oven was done preheating so i put in teh baconbombs. i remember the boooks i read as a kid and channeled that feeling into my writing... perhaps i should try that while NOT mega stoned, i do have normal paper books in my room after all..

7:08 tat vei of weed has mostly subsided... glad i got the weed thats stornger so i can get high off half my usual dose, makes me creative and makes em horny AND the packaging is alein theme. awesomesauve pull

7:29 mmm bacon bomcs were so yummy... svaed some for my bro jsut in case. my dad wants me to pick up dinner, i feel mostly sober so i shld be good for that

7:59 basically sober now. got my brother to go out and buy food so i can stay at home lol. im happy i did this, it was awesome and i feel way less bummed out abt lyf. weed foreverr


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☆𝕸𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑☾

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homie i love ur rambles like the detective part. u gotta spellcheck those and upload them to their own thing!! theyre so fun to read lmaoooo


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i recently wrote a similar thingy. a parable almost about snakes playing flutes and dying ants. its all a metaphor for our insignificance in the grand scheme of the multiverse

by ☆𝕸𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑☾; ; Report

a writer overtakes my soul when i get high
i should polish these and save them in their own file, thats a good idea

by neptr joestar; ; Report

ur thing sounded cool, i write stuff like that only when i get high and scared. when im high and normal i mostly write porn

by neptr joestar; ; Report

oh shit sry they only come when ur scared!! >~< mine hit when i get goofy and nonsensical. the issue is my speech gets nonsensical and stuttery

by ☆𝕸𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑☾; ; Report

not all my stoned writing thankfully! but if things start getting TOO abstract then u can bet i took too many edibles lol
i havent tried talking much while high, the few voicenotes i have sound breathy and like im whispering

by neptr joestar; ; Report

oh i have to talk while high considering my lifestyle. also helps that i started off smoking in group settings. dw youll get to someday

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Jamison!

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Your high blogs are always so cool, love hearing about what you're getting up to twice in one day 💪


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that was all the weed bro i swear im totally normal otherwise

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Tech Noir

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drug that litteraly turns you into a slob, kekkekekek ╝╕╝


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r u a kinkster or 4channer? its that typing style of urs

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nophono

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