UR A FAKE!!! A PHONY!! AND FULL OF BALONEY!!! (cmbyn, heated rivalry, and moonlight)

i am on movietok, of course. i came across a video basically making fun of people who don't like moonlight, but fw heated rivalry and cmbyn. RIGHTFULLY SO.

I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHY I SLOWLY STARTED HATING ON HEATED RIVALRY CUZ PEOPLE LIKE THAT MILKED TF OUT OF IT LIKE IT'S THE GREATEST GAY SHOW EVER. MEDIOCRE GAY PORN WITH A MID NONEXSISTANT PLOT. BASICALLY WATTPAD LEVEL YAOI.

WDYM YOU DIDN'T FW MOONLIGHT? SOUNDS LIKE RACISM TO ME. 

listen, i don't usually judge ppl on their movie choices (i do), but if you fw cmbyn as a love story, like, you fw with elio and oliver together.... i have to kill u. u don't understand what that movie is supposed to be. IM ALL FOR EVERYONE HAVING THEIR OWN INTERPRETATION FOR SHIT, BUT NOT THIS ONE. NOT THIS MOVIE THAT BLATANTLY DISPLAYS A DISGUSTING AGE GAP. AN AGE GAP THAT IS LITERALLY THE MAIN POINT OF THE MOVIE. 

i just threw up a little bit in my mouth. honest to god.

i've given my take a few months ago in a blog. you can enjoy the movie, but it ain't above moonlight. SAME WITH HEATED RIVALRY. OH MY GOD, DON'T GET ME STARTED. I'VE RANTED ABT IT BEFORE. LAME ASS SHOW. ALSO A LAME ASS BOOK APPARENTLY. LAME IN ALL FORMS OF MEDIA.

YALL, DITCH THAT SHIT AND HOP ON THE INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE TRAIN. YOU LIDALLY CANNOT HATE ON THIS. IT'S AN OBJECTIVELY GOOD SHOW, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT CUZ I'M A DICKRIDER.

also hop on fellow travelers,  our flag means death, hannibal, good omens (ignore the last season), femme, kill your darlings, the talented mr ripley

trust papa (me) these are wayyyy better.

if u believe cmbyn and heated rivalry are goated and above moonlight, ur not a true yaoi lover. u suck, and so does ur mother. fake cinephile.