You are my... (list of sweet corny things to say)

>3<

- You are my strawberry that doesn't need sugar to be a sweetie.

- You are a kitty to me. (cause kitties are cute and have a good fur texture)

- You make me wanna be clingy to you.

- You are my ice cream in summer.

- You're like a sandwich to my hunger. (you feel good after you eat something if you're hungry)

- You make me wanna bake a dessert or something just to kill your hunger. (don't mind me, i'm hungry!)

- I wanna fix your brain like a mechanic so you can see how amazing you are.

- I love you like i love women. (if you do love women but aren't talking to one)

- I wanna spend my whole life with you.