What do you mean cats get to be hairy all over and be called cute and fluffy 

What do you mean cats can lick their buttholes and look adorable doing it

What do you mean cats can put on their angry face and become a meme

What do you mean cats are cute even when they’re digging holes to poop in

What do you mean cats are all equally beautiful regardless of size appearance or color

What do you mean cats have the freedom to be as big and chubby and stinky as they want and they get cuter the chubbier they are

What do you mean cats can only make one sound at people for eternity and still be considered intelligent doing it

What do you mean cats don’t have to take frequent baths and they still smell like dried laundry 

What do you mean cats can just sit there doing nothing and still have people squee over them

What do you mean their poopy paws somehow smell like fritos

I WANT TO BE A CAT!

Anyway say hi bubbles :3