PETER GRIFFIN X LEON KENNEDY YAOI INCIDENT @ THE BRITNEY SPEARS ONYX HOTEL TOUR

t’s 2004. civilization has collapsed because everyone tried to do the choreography from “toxic” at the same time. the only safe place left is britney spears’ onyx hotel tour.

leon kennedy walks through the venue covered in ash and monster blood. his earpiece crackles: “agent kennedy, your mission is to protect britney at all costs.”

but it’s too late.

peter griffin is already backstage wearing low-rise jeans and sunglasses eating an auntie anne’s pretzel with incredible sensuality.

“freakin sweet… i love emotionally unavailable federal agents.”

britney descends from the ceiling suspended on a giant hoop while “breathe on me” plays at unsafe volume. leon grabs peter by the shirt during the bridge. pyrotechnics explode. someone in the crowd screams “YAOI!!!!!” and immediately evaporates into glitter.

they make out behind a stack of unused dance dance revolution cabinets as britney whispers “it’s britney bitch” directly into the apocalypse.

final shot: leon and peter floating unconscious in the hotel pool while every speaker in the arena loops “toxic” forever.