i am NEVER dogsitting this bitch again

**i wanna start this by saying i type how i talk + dont use punctuation properly... sowwwyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ok so about like a couple years ago i started dogsitting my uncles dog, his name is bandit, hes awesome and isnt high maintenance... its awesome. 

but... however... my COUSINS dog.. coco...

i am not a fan. of coco.

both dogs are pretty old, so its common sense that stuff is gonna happen like them whining or maybe having a small accident or 2... but coco... shes gotta be doing this on purpose. because there is NO WAY that she acts like this at home

ive dogsat her several times and usually at the last or second to last day she'll throw up because she's anxious about her owners being away, but then its fine because they are coming home the next day. so im not upset. and its usually just like bc she ate grass from the backyard or something. its the easy to clean up type vomit like its not that bad. but i personally just cannot be around CONSISTENT vomiting... like throwing up every day or something. it makes me gag so bad, and im very underweight so if i throw up i might as well be dead LOL ermmmmm no thanks

but recently, as of may 23rd, shes been having accidents left and right. like, i know its not really her fault, shes old, but theres NO WAY this is just because shes anxious??? like her owners been gone for longer than the time im currently dogsitting, and shes been fine, so there genuinely has to be something wrong. but i dont think its something so serious that i have to call them and be like "come home NOW!!!!!!". plus, ive been texting my uncle's dad (he passes on the message bc i dont have my cousin's phone numbers, we arent that close anymore but they pay me to do this so thats why i said yes to dogsitting coco) and its just not that important for them to come home instantly

but literally... its only day 3...

on day 1, she ended up i think pissing herself on the CARPET... which ugh whatever, not that bad...

day 2.. she threw up and pissed twice... okay... can you like not... i let her outside more often that day because i didnt want her having another accident but yk she DOESNT LISTEN.

every time i tried to get her to go outside she'll walk out there, then immediately run back in. like ok. youre getting on my NERVES bro

day 3!!!! TODAY!!!!!! i WOKE UP... 8 am. let me SET THE SCENE.

i hear whining... i wonder whats wrong... grab my glasses on the nightstand and put them on... im blind without them... i see bandit in the hallway... hes whining.. i look around.. hes fine... he walks by the stairs.. i also walk.. by the stairs... i smell. a. HORRID. smell. smells like SHIT. LITERALLY.

i walk.. down.. stairs...

and THERE SHE IS.. SITTING ON THE COUCH. WHINING.

but what else could be wrong??? sounds like shes just whining???

DID I MENTION I DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STAIRS.. BEFORE SEEING SHE SHIT ALL OVER THE HOUSE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING???!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

NO?????? WELL SHE DID!!!!!!!

im just SOOOO HAPPY!!!! AHAAAAHHHHH IM OS HAPPY IM SO HAPPY IM SO HAPPYY!!!! AUAUUGHGHH H H

i then called my mom CRYING bc shes NEVER DONE THIS??? EVER???? and my mom yells at me whatever as im trying to clean it up while almost GAGGING my INTESTINES OUT.

she gets up off the couch to walk to me and i try to lead her outside bc she looks like she needs to STILL GO SOMEHOW. LIKE WAS THE CARPET GOOD ENOUHG FOR YOUR SHIT BUT NOT YOUR PISS???????? LIKE SORRY

but as im like running to the backyard door... SHE PISSES ON THE FLOOR. LIKE WHAT

i let you out... so many times yesterday.. and you DIDNT GO.

i lead her outside again and closed it behind her so i could clean everything up, basically locking her out but like she was literally fine. i know its a tad cruel but she wouldve walked all in it or even worse KEPT SHITTING EVERYWHERE.

my mom came over and helped me clean everything up but then lectured me being like "theyre old dogs what do you expect!!!! this is part of your job!!!" yes and yes but also why wasnt i warned that her accidents were so often now or even EXISTENT IN THE FIRST PLACE??? like im sorry not only am i ALLOWED TO BE UPSET over the dog SHITTING ALL OVER THE HOUSE... but also i wasnt WARNED???? like youd be pissed too bro why are you tryna make me feel bad. ok.

if theres anymore accidents im actually gonna lose it bro she refuses to do her business outside, and i cant just leave her out there THEY HAVE A RING CAMERA

if anyone sees this and reads it all and maybe has tips for dogs like this or owns dogs like this that arent STUPID like "give them a treat!!!!" or "tell them to go peepee 🥺!!!!" then thatd be great.

i will NOT be dogsitting coco after the upcoming 29th... GOOD BYE.