underground rave in portland

dawg okay.first rave i went to was inside so we couldnt bring anything inside. so this rave i thought "ill just drink as much as i can" which sounds horrible right. ur right. but i also thought "oh since i fucked my tolerance anda hard mikes barely gets me drunk anymore, ill just have more" so that sounds better. wrong. 

before i finish the story i have to do a short story of my first time drinking a four loko. this was 2 years ago. only had half a bag of family sized doritos all day. so i drank like a quarter of this four loko. and if u dont know what that is, its a hard beer can. 13% alchohol. so im sipping it, i feel nausous. ended up puking 4 times back to back. 

anyways i thought that was just a one time thing. it got banned once but brought back to stores so i thought they fixed whatever problem there was. still dont know why it was banned tho. anyways. me and three of my friends in the car getting ready and drinking on the way there. (driver was sober duh) but before we left i had bought a hard mikes, two four lokos, and a big sipz. a big sips is like a similar container as a small buzzball, but 16% alchohol. so my friend had half the big sipz and half the four loko. i had an entire four loko, half the big sipz, and a hard mikes. drank all that in an hour. anyways. we accidentally go to the wrong rave at first. ( we were going to a mlp rave under a bridge) so we find this rave under a bridge and think this is it. we walk up and realize the music is kinda buns and nobody is dressed up. so we stay for a bit, my friend got scratched up by a thorn bush while taking a piss behind a tree, i took some shot ass photos ( digital camera and i take horrid photos while drunk) so i just start recording and ill ss them later when i get home. so we get back in the car and drive to the right one this time. we get there and just hangout, meet people, take photos, then go to the rave and hangout there. fast forward like 20 mins. i run off somewhere cuz i know damn well im about to puke. so i find something to hide behind. a small tree (bush) and just lay there for a few mins n then puke my guts out. my friends find me, make me drink water, walk me to the car, i fall but not knowing me and her are IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERSECTION and i puke. twice. in the middle of the street. at 12am. walk back to the car, piss in between the doors for privacy, drive to my friends house. i puke a lil bit out the window. we finally get to my friends house, me and my friend sleep in the car, 30 degrees at night, window cracked. didnt sleep well. the whole day after that me and my friend got sick from sleeping in that cold ass car. while also hungover AND had to shovel a shit ton of dirt at the community garden. cool rave. but me and my friend are never drinking a four loko or big sipz again. fuck that.