I'm not suicidal nor depressed. I just hope a brick falls on my head one of these days because I don't like knowing my future could turn out for the worse, I don't really see a future. But saying these stuff feels bad because it seems ungrateful I have friends, im not a very ugly person, i dont have the worst parents im not poor but i just drown in this stupid self pity for no reason. Plus it might be good in a sense if i were to die young, people would mostly remember me as a good memory and maybe feel guilty for every time they treated me badly my friends wont ever forget me maybe they'll make edits of me lol . I just live because i have the human instinct to live
is bro from that one continuous joke talking about an animal kingdom party but the giraffe couldn't come because he's in a fridge and a girl crosses a river because the alligators are at the party but then she dies from the brick that fell from the plane at the start.
W : “Okay, so there’s a plane and it’s carrying 500 bricks. 1 of the bricks falls out of the plane. How many bricks are left?”
Me : “499?”
W : “Correct.”
Me : “That wasn’t a joke.”
W : “Just listen. Okay. You have a fridge and you need to put an elephant inside. What three steps do you take to put it in the fridge?”
Me : “Um. Open the fridge. Put the elephant inside. Shut the door?”
W : “Correct again. Now what four steps do you take to put a giraffe in the fridge?”
Me : “Open the fridge. Put the body of the giraffe in, then his neck. Shut the fridge door?”
W : “You forgot to take out the elephant.”
Me : “Oh my God.”
W : “So now, the lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals in the jungle are invited. Who didn’t show up?”
Me : “I don’t know.”
W : “The giraffe. Because it was in the fridge.”
Me : “Wow.”
W : “Sally is adventuring through the jungle. She comes across a crocodile infested lake. She gets across without getting eaten by crocodiles. How did she do it?”
Me : “She walked around the lake.”
W : “No. She just walked right through the lake because the crocodiles were all at the lion king’s party.”
Me : “I am so confused.”
W : “Last question. Once Sally gets across the lake, something falls from the sky and hits her on the head, and she dies. What hit her on the head?”
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is bro from that one continuous joke talking about an animal kingdom party but the giraffe couldn't come because he's in a fridge and a girl crosses a river because the alligators are at the party but then she dies from the brick that fell from the plane at the start.
A bit too specific
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W : “Okay, so there’s a plane and it’s carrying 500 bricks. 1 of the bricks falls out of the plane. How many bricks are left?”
Me : “499?”
W : “Correct.”
Me : “That wasn’t a joke.”
W : “Just listen. Okay. You have a fridge and you need to put an elephant inside. What three steps do you take to put it in the fridge?”
Me : “Um. Open the fridge. Put the elephant inside. Shut the door?”
W : “Correct again. Now what four steps do you take to put a giraffe in the fridge?”
Me : “Open the fridge. Put the body of the giraffe in, then his neck. Shut the fridge door?”
W : “You forgot to take out the elephant.”
Me : “Oh my God.”
W : “So now, the lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals in the jungle are invited. Who didn’t show up?”
Me : “I don’t know.”
W : “The giraffe. Because it was in the fridge.”
Me : “Wow.”
W : “Sally is adventuring through the jungle. She comes across a crocodile infested lake. She gets across without getting eaten by crocodiles. How did she do it?”
Me : “She walked around the lake.”
W : “No. She just walked right through the lake because the crocodiles were all at the lion king’s party.”
Me : “I am so confused.”
W : “Last question. Once Sally gets across the lake, something falls from the sky and hits her on the head, and she dies. What hit her on the head?”
Me : “I DON’T KNOW”
W : “A brick.”
Me : “From the plane……?”
W : “Yes!”
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craziest shit I read omg
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