quick blurb! half had a heart attack... edamame

i put a steaming hot bag of edamame

on the apex

 of my plastic laptop

the malleable kind,

 the kind you buy at half price 

the heat has culled it

and now it has its own geography

a sloping mesa, with

 a horn on its back

in my minds eye

i hike up the mound

while i munch on the culprit

the green, envious beads

who shake at the thought

that the laptop still lives

with renewed purpose

instead of lowly rapture