WHY AM I SUCH A PUPPY!! (I'M A GIRL?!)

I am genuinely such a puppy. WHY AM I SO SUBMISSIVE. It's genuinely embarrassing how easily I fold. Care for me at all and I'm folded like a collapsible chair.

Also where's that boyfriend the universe promised me?! I'm down bad 😭 

My last girlfriend said I was like a puppy because I followed her everywhere so hopelessly. It's like the "walk em like a dawg" song 😔

I'm also like that josh hutcherson audio:

"I promise i'll be good, you won't even need to use the muzzle"

I don't really remember how it goes. ANYWAYS...

I'm a switch so.