my fuckin eyes br

I WANNA WEAR EYELINER SO BAD BUT IM FUCKING BLIND

ok so for context i wear the stereotypical nerd glasses daily because one of my eyes is misplaced beyond comprehension. like i CANNOT see without them. my vision goes all blurry and my head hurts

and because of this, I CANNOT DO MAKEUP. LIKE, AT ALL.

left eye? fine. on fleek eyeliner. my right? its like a kid drew on my face with sharpie. all because my eye MOVES ACROSS TO THE OTHER ONE TO TRY AND FIX MY VISION WHILE IM DOING IT

"oh get fake lashes they do basically the same th-" THE GLASSES. GET IN THE FUCKING WAY.

my eyes are sorta like. [   •]-[  •  ] naturally if that makes sense

sorry ig nintendo i read the 3ds safety manual at 5 and didnt heed your warning about the 3d slider