I need money so badly its crazy

yk how you get sooo desperate for money at times? yeah, I'm at those times right now. 

I keep researching these STUPID pay pigs, selling my stuff yk, and etc. as funny ha ha jokes. but I'm not kidding anymore. I need money so badly. I need anyway to get it. I don't care how, clearly. Jobs don't cut it anymore.  I got too many things to pay and it takes all my money either way and I need more. anyone else have the same thing? and other than that is anyone willing to give me anything.