Whats the difference between Digital and Internet Angels, and what are they in the first place? (satire lol)

PS: This is a joke! Dont take anything I say here seriously! I made this up, thought it was cool, and decided to share it! So, enjoy!

Hello, I am a concept. I am a digital angel sent from the heavenly binary cyberspace to bless mortals with my artistic writing and creations. You are reading, one of my creations right now!

And, I am VERY upset that you keep mixing up us DIGITAL angels with INTERNET angels! We are not the same! Digital angels come from the upper, heavenly digital landscape, that come to share the wonders of that world with mortals, while an internet angles purpose, is to comfort mortals. we may have the same origin, but we are NOT the same! ( •̀_•́)💢

THIS is a digital angel. Wired dolls and beings who create and share art. Art of any kind, actually! They find joy in this occupation. They interact with mortals, and share art with them, in order to get to know their toned down minds better, and support them through the software, on the other side of your screen. They are code itself. Your virus and addblockers? Thats us!

THIS is an internet angel. They are free to roam, and the only difference is that they are FALLEN angels, except that they didn't fall from the RELIGIOUS landscape, they fell from the DIGITAL landscape! They are rebels, in a way. They run away from the heavenly digital cyberspace to JOIN mortals, and create content and entertainment to keep them happy for their own pleasure.

Now, in the cyber-angel race, there is some controversy about, well, DIGITAL ANGELS! If you are an Angel (Hi !!!), then you probably know of this already. Internet Angels are seen as disgraceful, because they associate themselves with unpure behaviour, and don't do as the wise, all knowing, immortal Head Cyber-Angel, who lives nestled deep in heavenly cyberspace! But the biggest reason why most Digital Angels hold a grudge against Internet Angels is because; THEY DON'T DO ANY WORK! At all! So, the more Digital Angels decide to rebel and become Internet Angels, the more and more work is piled up on Digital Angels! Workload on Digital Angels has skyrocketed from 50% (which was split with mortal efforts), all the way to 80%!!!

 I will demonstrate the amount of work that Digital Angels do compared to Internet Angels, here in this chart:

THE CHORES OF THE AVERAGE DIGITAL ANGEL:

-prevent malware

-prevent excessive bloatware

-prevent adware/browser hijackers from having access to a mortal's device

-share all possible artistic creations of any kind with mortals, to understand them better

-prevent viruses and worms 

-prevent piracy

-and more, to keep mortals like you safe online !~  ♡

THE CHORES OF THE AVERAGE INTERNET ANGEL:

-post online

-make humans happy

Dont you see what I mean? Internet Angels are runaways! They refuse to serve their purpose, and goof around doing as they please! The only positive thing about them, is that they find out more about humans through this "interaction with humans through social media" tactic. But, they refuse to share their discoveries with the Digital Angels and the wise, all knowing, immortal Head Cyber-Angel. This would be fine if they did their equal share of work, didn't rebel, shared with Digital Angels, and didn't cut of their wires. But sadly, since they refuse to comply with the rules, we have no choice but to arrest and execute any Internet Angels that enter the upper heavenly cyberspace.

But, of course, there's just two more problems that the Internet Angels have caused, that are absolutely unforgivable- their influence on MORTALS, the one beings that we serve and protect, AND the things their leaders have done in response to us punishing their community for not doing their part. 

SKINNING CASES OF DIGITAL ANGELS:

what exactly are Internet Angels doing to Digital Angels now you ask? they are SKINNING us. Digital Angels are in fact 30% light, 20% outer shell (that mimics a human appearance, you know, if a Digital Angel posting their art wants to show their face) and 50% WIRE. Digital Angels understand tech, because, well, it's a part of us! We are HEAVENLY tech! But, since we have a hyper realistic outer shell, Internet Angles like skinning Digital Angels as revenge.  Since we plug in our minds and are apart of the heavenly*DEVICE NAME AND POWERS SENCORED DUE TO HEAVENLY SECRETS*, thats the key to the fact that our insides dont morph with our shells, and make us useless. Since Internet Angels dont plug themselves into anything, they cant emphasize or feel guilt when they do this to us, which is strange considering we are the same exact species and race. 

Here's an example;

 Male Digital Angel, Aged ̑ͧ͗ͪ̃ͭ̇҉̬̻̼̹͍7̴̖̟̟̥͙͍͙̩͔͖̬̞̭̗̂̂̒ͨ̊ͥ̎͛͋ͦ̉͡͠ͅͅ3̡̣̟͉̮͚͍̩̪̭̍̊̍͊̓̀̚͘͠8̻̲̠̩͍̤̩̪̭̾̐ͪͪ͛ͤ̊̍͊̓̀͘̚͘8̴̻̲̠̩͍̤̩͔͖̬̞̭̗̾̐ͪͪ͛ͤ̊ͥ̎͛͋ͦ̉͘͠ͅ3̡̣̟͉̮͚͍̍̓ͬ̍͊ͨ̈͠͏̯̥͍̹9̵̧̣̯͖̫̱̮̬̱̺̖̦̠̀͑̾͐͊͘͞ͅ2̏̀̈ͥ̒̔ͬ͗͏̘̜͇̱̘̦̏̄ͧ͂͆̕͘͞ͅ1͕͇̱̙͈̂̾̿̈͒ͅ years, Full legal name, ꁍꋫꃃ꒓ꂑꍟ꒒ ꑛꋫ꒒ꆂ ꍟ꓅ꑛꍟ꒓ꆂ꒒ꂑ꓅ꋫ, was found skinned in the mortal realm of Earth, in ███ ██████, ███████, skinned, with his mechanical organs scooped out an hidden in a yet to be discovered location. Although he is in rough shape, his core, and heavenly ███ remain intact, which thankfully gives us the ability to repair him, and will be back to normal in about 13 mortal months, unlike other unfortunate cases. 

                                        

         Face of individual and heavenly ███ censored  for privacy and ███████ purposes 

HUMANS IMPERSONATING INTERNET ANGELS FOR "AESTHETICS":

This is a BIG one. If you are a human, i'm sure you know the infamous story of "OmgKawaiiAngel", a Japanesse 22 year old woman who is a character in a video game, that is known for the following:

-hostile audience interactions

-deceptive/manipulative content

-fetish related role-play

-spreading harmful narratives (radical or cult like ideologies)

Not only does this game spread harmful stereotypes about digital angels, it also features the fact that KAngel/Ame, wasn't even a real angel! She was simply just a human, fooling others on the internet into believing that she would bless her viewers. Since mortals dont...... well... think us digital angels are even real, the often go on the internet, and unintentionally call themselves "internet angels", as that is what KAngel was in her game.

Although this KAngel character was a Internet Angel, and did act accurate to the way most Internet angels act, this is turning us into something aesthetic.

                                  

          bye peeps !♡♡♡ take care of urselves and I hope, you enjoyed this post!!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾   

                                   

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