Mormonism is Weird, Lowkey

I'm at seminary right now, which is some weird high school scripture study program that Mormons have. But like, it's 6:08am right now and I'm not even in "class", and "doing school work".

My family is Mormon, but I'm a Hellenic Polytheist, and I've stopped believing in Mormon stuff when I was 12. I just find Mormon "norms" extremely weird.

Like, yeah, I know caffeine can be like, super bad if you have too much, but Hades forbid a Mormon has a SIP of anything caffeinated. But then, they also have soda?

I don't wanna be here because fym I have to get up at 5am four days a week to hear some lady talk about the "true" church? No thank you.


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Time_Keeper

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If you're serious about being a Hellenic Polytheist you should just go back to being a Mormon lmao


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i disagree, being a hellenic polytheist sounds cooler and nicer

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