my m0mmy forced me to go out with her friends' unkewl kids

hey guyz, gals, and gays . . . AND BALD PE0PLE !1!!

so today yumi was supposed to go to mi casa su casa but she dipped bcuz she's sick (get well fren) so it was inevitable d@t i had to go with my mom and siblings to eat brunch and whatever, so i got ready at like 10 bc brunch happens at 1 pm, r1ght??? 

WR0NG. 

i starved in meh room wid a full beat face bc the brunch place opens at 2 FUCKING PM AND NO ONE TOLD MEH. AND THEN I REALIZED 'oh no! we're going with mommy's friends!!' so i was panicking bcuz i was so hungry i was m@d and i know her friends' children are nerd losers in a bAD WAY. 

i had to accept my fate, but when we got there my m0m's "friends" did NOT save any seats for us so we had to stand and at this point my siblings and i were livid and poking fun at ev3ryone and ev3rything that breathes (ok im lying we were not, we were reviving old inside jokes) bcuz why the fuck would you invite someone to brunch if ure not gunna save any fycking seats for dem???? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY. that aside, the brunch place decided it would be fun to not serve any carbs aside from bread desserts, so we were hungry, mad, and confused. WHY.

then after we ate mid fried chicken and some fuck ass disgusting ass siu mai, my siblings and i went outside bcuz m0mmy and her girls decided it would be soooooper fun and not embarrassing at all to be so loud to the point that everyone was l00king at them. then we talked at the rooftop just for a bit and when we went back in the brunch place, the fam1ly friends' loser te3ns were playing UNO. and i thought 'oh, they'll ask us to play the next round for sure' because that's the pol1te thing to do but NOOOOOOOOOO they played round after round without asking. and that would be fine, UNO isnt that deep, but my mommy was getting mad at MEH bc i wasnt soicializing with dem??? they purposefully avoided any k1nd of conversation!!1! even when i did talk to them smhhhh. 

and like im not one to judge, ask anybody that knows me irl. i love all ppl equally but when you purposefully ignore me because you just dont want to tALK to someone who looks and dresses liek me, we're gunna have a problem. i dont tolerate conservatives. motherfucker i thought i had four fucking disc0rd m0ds in front of me the way i knew they were allergic to taking showers. and they're like those gaming nerds and ik theyre probably sm4rter than me or whatever but you cant do anything with your smartness if youre an ugly judgemental person PICK A FUCKING STRUGGLE. and i hear stuff from skewl that they really are weird. they already knew each other which made them even more closed off (they come along when my mom and her friends hang out) WHO THE FUCK HANGS OUT WITH THEIR MOMS FRIENDS REGULARLY DONT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO??? my sister and i dont go bcuz we're too busy having actual social lives. if ur gunna judge me and be rude to me at least look better but NOOOOOOOOO.

the big big question was why tf did my mom force meh and my siblings to hang out with her friends when she knew we didnt know these people and knew we were gunna be left tf out??? my s1blings and i didnt w4nt to ruin meh m0m's fun so we went home early. . . daddy was also like 'c0unt me in!!1! i w4nna go home' fUVCKKKK OFF. its his job to stay wid her idk why tf my siblings and i have to do everything for his dumbass.

yeah wtv its not that deep but i usually dont have bad times bcuz my life is a vibe and i l0ve to have fun, but i was proven wrong once a-fucking-gain. i complain too much huh.

p.s. 

d1d you know fr3nch fries arent fr3nch? they were made in belgium

p.p.s.

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