essay and other stuff

The magical hot topic fairy visited me in my sleep and left me something quite magical~ Picture attached. I wonder if they'll honor these?

I know everybody uses this excuse but ive been doing so much college work ive been too busy to do a lot of stuff. but I have to write an essay for my ethics class and had a really fun time discussing he dillema between me and my friends. I wish i could just copy and paste it and submit THAT for the essay, but I need to follow a format...

Any tips on starting an essay? I havent written one in at least a year and im rusty... 

Thats about it! Maxwell out~