I hate being born in 2009 but im also glad i wasnt born more late than 2009

Hey guys, this is a blog rant and venting, so i hope its not a problem, So let me explain why being born in 2009 kinda sucks:

1: I missed 75% of the golden era, meaning only stuff like 2016 roblox, beta minecraft, club penguin, Cartoon network shows like regular show, gumball and adventure time, Dantdm, Annoying orange etc. The rest are things i missed out on

2: Starting online presence late: i joined youtube in 2022 and i gotta say it was really not great, i had trouble making a fandom of mine to the point i lost my patience for not making it to 200 subs before 2023 happened, i wish i did youtube somewhere in 2008

3: Discord, The worst platform ever, i regret spending time on that shitty platform, people keep saying stuff like im a gooner for drawing women with a slightly big proportion, i dont get respected on that platform.

But besides that im glad i escaped that reality, but its also a scary fact that if i was born more late like in 2017 or something, not only i would have missed the 100% of the old internet but i would have had the shittiest childhood with italian brainrot and skibidi toilet, its not even a joke, i would have been borderline depressed if that happened i few years later, I know that some people will say that if i was born more early i would had to work 9 to 5 but i would rather have a job 9 to 5 instead of being born in 2009 since i could have started youtube and newgrounds early. Also i feel bad for the kids, they dont play with toys or watch cartoons anymore.

Now idk if i will ever be a father since im asexual, but if will ever gonna be a father i would just not give my kid an ipad, instead my old toys and allow them to use an old computer for atleast thirty minutes that has a functioning retro youtube time capsule and the old internet in general with retro games. This is AdrianBloopers signing off (if i mispelled or my grammar is wrong then sorry)