my teacher done seize the school ipad.

My hobby for the last half-year was storing cursed imagery on my school iPad. Genuine curses. Talm 'bout Bubble bass Rule-34. Peter Griffin fully naked.  It was really hilarious. Seriously! 

Occasionally when I glance at the screen, I GENUINELY giggle a little and allat. 

But those days are now nothing but a memory that will not be in reach again.

They caught me lacking. See, I was in class. Boring ass shit. It was moral studies. Like, I would understand if the subject required good focus to understand like History or Math or whatever. BUT IT'S MORAL STUDIES!  TEACHING THE KIDS COMMON SENSE! (maybe that's exactly what I needed.)

Worse yet, I was GENUINELY looking up "Yoon Suk Yeol R-34". SERIOUSLY. They told me to unlock the iPad because I managed to hit the power button on some water bucket MLG type shit.

Guess what? Changing the password without authorization from the school is not allowed. And here's what I changed it to.

"kdykoli vidim zaby jako lide keronu, nemuzu nemasturbovat. mozna jsou hezka? stejne, meho dlouhy pyje chcete videt?" 

With all the punctuations and allat. 115 digits. It was gonna be "meho dlouhy sulin chcete videt" but that wouldn't translate properly in Google. What's the point of a pun no one else will understand?

..And the meaning's worse brother.

"Wheneer I see frogs like the people from Keron, I can't not masturbate. Maybe they're cute? Anyway, you wanna see my LONG dikk?" ..Hell no.

And right as the teacher took it, it began to glitch out and stuff, showing an error screen repeatedly.

Oh, and I've set the system language to Slovene, which I don't understand except maybe a few words because it's Slavic like Czech.  I get more pesi than Joe Chin, that means dogs in Slovene!

Thanks to Apple generously adding icons and stuff on the settings app though, I was able to put it on Japonese again. How lucky! 

I also had some music on the iPad. So JUST maybe, I was able to put my teachers on some bleood and Lazer Dim 700 music. ..AND THE ONE, THE ONLY.. CRNA DVOJKA!!!! ... I HOPE.

See, I think it's important to look at the good things in life rather than the bad. The iPad being seized may mean everyone's going to see the worst thing ever... 

But it means I get to focus on studying rather than dumb "hobbies". I know this is all my fault. I don't care. It happened already. 

And I can't wait to see my Literature teacher, in his maybe-late-50s, bump that Crna Dvojka remix by Lazer Dim 700 featuring 2Slimey.