I can't believe the telephone lady said that!!!

Yes, I really did waste my time recording the phone for this.

The playable audio files under the 'Audio' section

I used an old Windows XP laptop, plugged in the phone line, and used HyperTerminal to make it dial wrong numbers etc.. And then I used Audacity to record it coming in, and cut up the recordings. Then I went to my modern computer to actually make the "joke" part of it.

I can assure you this blog post isn't a recording.