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Don't take tabs b4 going on public transit, for the sake of your peers 🥹🔫

So yesterday i was going home on the city bus and there was this random ahh tweaker who was acting weird and just like kinda. tapping. people around him, me included because I was unfortunate enough to pick a spot in the front

He then started yelling at this guy to my left because the tweaker had thought the guy was trying to steal his stuff even though i watched it all and the guy didn't move a muscle, when Tweaker started like yelling at the Guy the Bus driver deadass got up and started yelling verbatim "Stop fuckin' tweaking on my bus! Get off the bus!"

guess what he did next

he didn't fucking move <3 ^v^

the Tweaker then starts to hold onto, lean on, and ultimately start swaying on the overhead railing, and it basically just looked like he was backshotting the air. mind you, this was all happening at the very very front of the bus, so i thought 'not my problem'. He then started moving, inching, migrating, even, towards me until he is literally pounding the air all but 3 inches from my forehead.

When we got to the next stop, someone had called like a city bus offical or something to get tweaker off the bus but bro literally just stood around and was all like 

"sir💞 we need you to get off the bus please💞💞 pretty pretty please with a cherry on top 💞💞 (^//w//^)💞(>///<)"

For like a good 10 whole minutes until the bus behind us caught up and stopped to pick up the various passengers who had migrated off the bus (not me tho he was still impregnating my oxygen 😊) 

Once bus 2 got there, almost everyone, including me somehow, left and got on that one to avoid the tweaker. INCLUDING THE FUCKING TWEAKER. like ig.. go with the flow i suppose 🥀..

We then had to wait like 10 more minutes because the official was still quite preoccupied with kawaiimaxxing until the lady to my left called to the official through the window (i forgot to mention that he hadn't stepped foot in the bus once the entire time) "Just get him off the fucking bus already! That's your job isn't it? We've got places to go!" 

The official then rattled off insults at this woman and then immediately went back to glazing. like bro🥀🥀🥀 just do your fucking job man🥀🥀🥀

Eventually, some guy had to run up to the Tweaker, grab his bag, run out of the bus, and threw it on the ground in front of the city official. The SECOND that the Tweaker left that bus to go get his things, the guy ran back inside and the new bus driver absolutely BOOKED IT out of there, like pedal to the metal kinda booking it

moral of the story; if you're gonna tweak on something, do it somewhere where you're not hurting or hindering anyone



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