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YELLOW EVERYNYAN my name is The Real Awesome Sauce Ringmaster CHRISPPYYYYY!!!! or use any of the other 300 names i have,,,,,hheh,,... (CHRISPY/DAVID/ALVIE/JON)
i am a computer virus you accidently downloaded while pirating games and now i will thrive inside your computer. i am one peculiar specimen as you can already tell and i dont have the concept of "gender" (or more correctly: A myth created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms) WHICH MEANS i use ANY pronouns .h.h.eh. BUT LIKE ALWAYS, everything has to be convoluted as FUCK when it comes to my existence SO. i use ANY pronouns but do NAWT use the same pronoun all the time like broo add some spice into the mix and stop giving me gender dysphoria that im not supposed to havee //J/J//J/JJ
SO heresa list of things my rotten ear canals like, UHHHUHUHHHHHHHi fuckig LOVE the magnus archives, rick and mortyt, law of talos/endzone, and house mdTHOSE ARE LIKEMY TOP 4 FAVOURITE FANDOMS BUT I KNOW ALOTTTT ALOTTTTTTTTTTTTT MORE TRUST ME BRO. i also love will wood and lemon demon and tallyhall yes autism triology i know i know yes amazing fuckinjg things im so cool amirite
I CURRENTLEEEEE LOVEEEEEE DEATH NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!! L xlight shippers dniii.ii...../srs
I AM ALWAYS. *ALWAYS.* FIXATED ON MY OCS AND I LOOVOEEEE TO YAP ABOUT THEM PUH LEASEEEE ASK ME ABOUT ESTHER TRUST ME U WONT REGRET IT
ALSO I TALK MOSTLY IN CAPS. prepare for eyesore.
ANDDDDDD i LOVE anything related to sciencee and mad scientists and litearlly any villains in general and i LOVE scinetist characters im lITERALLY THE NUMBER ONE SCIENTIST CHARACTER FAN DUDE LIKE NOTJ OKING i LOVE scinetists SO much man i LOVE scientists OK ION EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT LIKE mad science is SUCHHH an important and huge part of me as a person liek i consder myself a mad scietnist YESi love talkig like im a deranged villain too YES im corny at times YES im also fun and i dont like joykills YES i will give you an ominous monologue while petting a cat on a spinning chair like in that one movie I. LOVE. MAD. SCIENCE. AND OMG YES I LOVE EVIL DOCTORS TOO I LOVEEEE EVIL MFS I LOVEEEEEEEE DOCTORS AND DOCTOR CHARACTERS AND DOCTOR OCS AND ANYTHING RELATED TO MEDICINE AND BIOLOGY AND CHEMISTRY I THINK I MIGHT LIKE EVIL DOCTORS MORE THAN MAD SCIENTISTS ACUTALLY
I ALSO **LOVE** PIRATES ITS MY SECOND FAVOURITE THEME BRO
IM ALWAYSYSSSSS LOOKING TO MAKE FRIENDS DUDE DODNT BE SCARED TO PM MEE!!!!!!!!!!!ill prob pm u first thoooo.........heh...,,,,
SOMETHINGG U SHJOULD KNOWABOUT ME IS THT i am VERY hyperactive and i yap aLOTTTT so if i ever annoy u PLEASE. TELL. ME.
I ALOSSO HAVE BAD ABANDONMENT ISSUES .yes very sad i know oh woe is me boohoo U CAN SAY THANKS TO THE WEIRDOS I KNEW IN 2024/2025 FOR THAT!!!! Oh ya laso related to that, D/K(S/N) AND M DNI DNIIDNIDNIDNIIIII!!!!DNIII!!!!DNIIII glad ur gone chat U. Know. Who. U. Are. also pretty sure those 2 still stalk my profile </333333
I ALSO USE A LOTTTTTT OF TONETAGSSS!!! prob will use more if i dont know u wellll...he.h...
Ok dude GENUINELY i love to talk to people like u could dm me some bullshit like osteoporosis and i would be like Yes Dude . Bone atrophyjig <3
THEERREEEEE AREEEE some thinfs that make me uncofmrtoable unfortunateleee..... SO. I AM APOTHI-AROACE google thatg term mate idfk how to explain it coherently SO THAT MEANS THAT almsot liek ANY topic of romance and/or s3x is UNCOMFORTABLEEE TO MEEEEEEya that also applies to people who are "freaky" or joke about "freaky" things Yes i did just use that word ok idfk how to describe those people vro </3
NOWWW ON TO MY DNI LIST...HE.H........
DNI:
- Fans of problematic bands/creators (YES. IM LOOKING AT YOU MSI FANS.)
(honestly idc if u listne to msi BUT if u listen to them on streaming platforms that DIRECTLY GIVE THEM MONEY then ur LITERALLY supporting them so DNIIIDNIDNIDNI)
- Freakypeople like i saidd.d.......
- Pro/dark/comshippers (YES SHADOWVANILLA IS A DARKSHIP. DNI.)
- People who joke aobut GENUINELY really disgusting people (YK WHO IM TALKING ABOUT.)
- JUs dry ass mfs in general </3
- Anyone over 19 (OR UNDER 13) IM A MINORRRR
- People who are against a community that LITERALYLYYY doesnt hurt u at ALL (Anti furries, Anti xenogenders/Neopronouns, Anti agere/petre (I TOLERATE AGERE AND PETRE ONLY IF ITS TRAUMA RELATED.), Racists, Ableists, Xenophobes, Homophobes, Transphobes, zionists, and i forgot the word but uhhh anti jewish people or smth)
- ANYONE. WHO. USES. AI. LITERALLY ANY SORT OF AI DNIIII
- Ppl who dont say IN A WHILE CROCODILE to my CYA LATER ALLIGATOR </3 /J/J//J/J/J/J/
- D/K(S/N) and M (DNIIIDNIDNIII DNIIII DNIIIIIIIIIIII STAY 10 BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM MEEEE)
Yes as a crature of many years i have never learned how to proeprly put punctuation and shit and ionGIVE A FUFKCKCKKKKK just bear with my eye bleedign way of writign....ok..... </3
Sigh pretty sure no oe will read this but anygays
ALRIGHT THATS IT CHAT CYACYACYACYA LATER ALLIGATOR LALALALALALALALALALA
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