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Survey #6, from Hazel (who themselves stole it from kipp)
Who are you texting?
Currently organizing the next instances of both my online and in person movie clubs.
Why aren't you in 'love' with your last ex anymore?
With my last actual girlfriend, I don't think I was ever in love with her. With the last girl I had feelings for, I think I've realized that we were both into the kind of people we were, rather than the people.
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Probably my wonderful girlfriend.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Went to sleep at 6AM because I couldn't put down my book.
What do you currently hear right now?
Donovan Hikaru : Crisis Revelation Solution
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
I think I said "no way" to jason as I walked out of my room into the bathroom when I woke up.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
I think I said "no way" to jason as I walked out of my room into the bathroom when I woke up.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, but it's been quite a while.
Have you ever cried so much you threw up?
No
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
I can't think of anything specific happening next month, so I will say that I am currently trying to get out of a jury summons for October instead.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Same person, but happier.
Are you wearing jeans right now?
Khakis.
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Many people.
What's something you do when you're mad?
This is la thing I do when mad and more of a frustration thing, but I might comically stomp around.
Are you a patient person?
It really depends.
Would you rather be mad or sad?
Mad feels more actionable, but sad feels more constructive. Depends entirely on the subject.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
11 month anniversary in five days.
Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?
Of those three specifically, I use sick on occasion.
When was the last time you cried?
I don't know.
Closest green object to you?
The little instruction card for my vape.
Where is your default picture taken?
I don't really have a default picture I use for social media. Almost every account of mine has a different profile pic. I guess my most used one is a little doodle of me that was drawn by a highschool friend.
What is your current mood?
My face hurts.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I think I would have stopped anyone from developing agriculture.
Favorite color?
Blue.
What's your favorite smell?
The rain from my home town.
Ever kissed in the rain?
No.
What are you thinking about right now?
Kissing in the rain.
What should you be doing?
I've got an assignment due tomorrow night that it might be productive to start work on.
Do you like working in the yard?
Maybe. I don't like picking weeds or mowing, but I'm planning on taking a class on flower arrangement next semester and I have a feeling I'll like it.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Is there someone you just can't imagine your life without?
Both of my parents, Jason, Patrick, Mel, Mili, my highschool debate coach and team captain, my highschool physics instructor, Kenny, Dwayne, Aiden, that fucked up elementary school teacher I had in second grade.
Where did you get your last bruise from?
I can't remember the last time I got a bruise.
Have you ever got a D or F on your report card
Sadly.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah sure.
Do you believe in true love?
I don't believe that there is one and only one person in the world that you have a true perfect bond with, but I believe that love is true.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
No.
Kissing in the rain.
What should you be doing?
I've got an assignment due tomorrow night that it might be productive to start work on.
Do you like working in the yard?
Maybe. I don't like picking weeds or mowing, but I'm planning on taking a class on flower arrangement next semester and I have a feeling I'll like it.
What color are your eyes?
Blue.
Is there someone you just can't imagine your life without?
Both of my parents, Jason, Patrick, Mel, Mili, my highschool debate coach and team captain, my highschool physics instructor, Kenny, Dwayne, Aiden, that fucked up elementary school teacher I had in second grade.
Where did you get your last bruise from?
I can't remember the last time I got a bruise.
Have you ever got a D or F on your report card
Sadly.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah sure.
Do you believe in true love?
I don't believe that there is one and only one person in the world that you have a true perfect bond with, but I believe that love is true.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
No.
Survey #5, from Jason
1. How many times have you cried in the past week? (also, why, what's the tea?)
None, I am winning so hard.
2. The same as above but in the past year?
4th of July. I refuse to elaborate. Also #22 from the last survey.
3. What is your favorite shirt right now?
The Idubbbz sam hyde shirt.
4. Snickers, twix, or nectarine?
No opinion.
5. What is the currently-alive civilization you wish would experience a rapid and painless downfall the most to the point they seamlessly assimilate in some neighbour's civilization?
I wish cultural genocide upon no one, but I do with for the downfall of the CCP.
6. desert or dessert rock?
I refuse to use google to answer these questions.
7. it is now July. do you like that it is July, or do you want it to be other time?
It is not July, but my July was smelly. Currently enjoying October.
8. how many items do you have stashed in your bellybutton (one item being one atom (approximation is fine))?
Eight fluid oz of hatred for you.
10. Goober?
Goobing.
11. what number would you change to have a different name and symbol? note: this will affect what that number looks and sounds like in whichever languages share its etymology.
10 now represents six. Please visit seximal.net to learn why this is the objectively correct position.
12. baker's dozen or normal dozen?
Completely situationally dependent.
13. who is the best mkx character and why is it jason voorhees?
I hate you.
None, I am winning so hard.
2. The same as above but in the past year?
4th of July. I refuse to elaborate. Also #22 from the last survey.
3. What is your favorite shirt right now?
The Idubbbz sam hyde shirt.
4. Snickers, twix, or nectarine?
No opinion.
5. What is the currently-alive civilization you wish would experience a rapid and painless downfall the most to the point they seamlessly assimilate in some neighbour's civilization?
I wish cultural genocide upon no one, but I do with for the downfall of the CCP.
6. desert or dessert rock?
I refuse to use google to answer these questions.
7. it is now July. do you like that it is July, or do you want it to be other time?
It is not July, but my July was smelly. Currently enjoying October.
8. how many items do you have stashed in your bellybutton (one item being one atom (approximation is fine))?
Eight fluid oz of hatred for you.
10. Goober?
Goobing.
11. what number would you change to have a different name and symbol? note: this will affect what that number looks and sounds like in whichever languages share its etymology.
10 now represents six. Please visit seximal.net to learn why this is the objectively correct position.
12. baker's dozen or normal dozen?
Completely situationally dependent.
13. who is the best mkx character and why is it jason voorhees?
I hate you.
Survey #4, from ㅇㅅㅇ
1. given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Richard Posner, but he isn't allowed to talk and just has to eat cold food while I rant about how much I hate him.
2. would you like to be famous? in what way?
I want to have the influence of being famous but I don't have any interest in being a public figure.3. before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say?
Not exact lines, but I might jot down notes if I know a lot is going to be said.
4. what would constitute a "perfect" day for you?
I have no idea.5. when did you last sing to yourself? to someone else?
I sang Tom's diner to myself as I skated to calculus today and I think I sang Uranium Fever to some friends a week ago or so.
6.
if you were able to live to 90 and retain either the mind or body of a
30 year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you pick?
Brain. If I could as a 90 year old keep up with technology at the same pace as a 30 year old, I'd be fucking big brain cyber god.
7. do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
Hoping for death via ATF agent.8. for what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Getting to go to college. I'm so much happier here than I had been for a long time.
9. if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
Not attending the school my mom worked at.
10. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality, what would it be?
The ability to kinda just spitball little dorky raps like Mordecai and Rigby from regular show.
11.
if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life,
the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?
The best course of actions I can take for my long term happiness?
12. is there something that you've dreamed about doing for a long time? why haven't you done it yet?
All of my long term goals are about personal fulfillment, and I'm working towards that.
13. what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Being this cool.
14. what do you value most in a friendship?
I like the friend much more than the ship generally.
15. what is your most treasured memory?
I really don't know.
16. what is your most terrible memory?
Acting like an absolute spoiled brat at a friend's house in elementary school, only because I feel an everlasting guilt about how that reflected on my parents.
17. if you knew in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are living? why?
I would drop out of college and try to bike from coast to coast.
18. what does friendship mean to you?
Mutual impersonal gaslighting. All of my friends constantly bicker very heatedly about things none of us actually care about.
19. what roles do love and affection play in your life?
Bro idk. My current friend group is pretty close, like hugs and shit, and that's nice.
20. complete this sentence: "i wish i had someone with whom i could share..."
a case of beer around a fire.
21. share an embarrassing story.
I was invited to a friends house in elementary school and acted like a shitlord and it will haunt me forever.
22. when did you last cry in front of another person? by yourself?
I shed a tear over a documentary on the death count of Chernobyl the other day. Can't remember the last time I cried in front of people though.23. what, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
I'm not qualified to speak on this issue.
24.
if you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with
anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone?
I kinda feel bad for how hard I've been on Jason for being silly and greek lately so maybe just apologizing for that.
25.
your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. after saving
your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to
save any one item. what would it be? why?
Either my pc,my phone, or my laptop, or an sd card I keep in my backpack, or another sd card I keep in my watch. I have to save at least one of those things to retain access to basically anything of mine that's digital.
Survey #3, once again from almond milk:
1. What do my friends like best about me?
I'm a bit of a goofy fellow.
I'm a bit of a goofy fellow.
2. If I could change anything about myself, what would it be?
Attain all the positive attributes of Mordecai from regular show.
3. Would I rather watch: action, romance, fantasy, or horror?
Idk, fantasy or action ig.
4. Do I forgive others easily?
Probably not? I've never been slighted in any serious way.
5. Am I afraid of a challenge?
No, but I am afraid of stakes.
6. Where do I like to go to relax or hang out?
Usually just wherever my friends are hanging.
7. What annoys you?
Most people on the internet, the general apathy people have about the surveillance state, the industrial revolution and it's consequences.
8. What is my biggest dream?
Die in an ATF raid after living a fulfilling life.
9. How do I want people to feel when they are with me?
Not bad?
10. What is my biggest fear?
Being meaningless.
11. What is my purpose in life?
Die in an ATF raid after living a fulfilling life.
12. What motivates me in my career?
Spite.
13. What is the best thing I have ever done?
Camping with friends and weed.
14. What was the worst?
How I handled my last relationship.
15. When you greet someone who you haven't seen for a while, what is your first thought about them?
I think about whatever arises?
16. What things do I really admire about other people?
Willpower and commitment to one's beliefs.
17. When did I feel really proud of myself?
Generally feel pretty good about my performance in college so far.
18. What characteristic would I like to possess but do not?
The ability to just fucking spitball like Mordecai and Rigby from regular show.
19. What is my biggest regret?
General apathy.
20. What do I value most in a friendship?
Personality?Survey #2, stolen from sage:
A song you like with a color in the title: New Order - Blue Monday
A song you like with a number in the title: 8675309 Jenny Jenny
A song that reminds you of summertime: Regular Show Tunes - Summertime Lovin'
A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: Darkness, but I won't let them ruin the song for me.
A song that needs to be played LOUD: Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer
A song that makes you want to dance: MACROSS 82-99 - Fun Tonight
A song to drive to: CAKE - Stickshifts and Safetybelts
A song about drugs or alcohol: Thrill Kill Kult - A Daisy Chain 4 Satan
A song that makes you happy: Second track in this album
A song that makes you sad: 時の回廊一時間"クロノ・トリガー", the song isn't particularly sad, but the lore of the artist is a tragic tale of the fleeting nature of creation.
A song that you never get tired of: I don't really get tired of music I like.
A song from your preteen years: Haywyre - Two Fold Pt. 2, it's an album but whatever.
One of your favorite 80’s songs: Yazoo - Situation
A song that you would love played at your wedding: Sick & Panic, just to fuck with old people.
A song that is a cover by another artist: War Pigs
One of your favorite classical songs: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture
A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke: Thrills
A song from the year that you were born: All evil.
A song you like with a number in the title: 8675309 Jenny Jenny
A song that reminds you of summertime: Regular Show Tunes - Summertime Lovin'
A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: Darkness, but I won't let them ruin the song for me.
A song that needs to be played LOUD: Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer
A song that makes you want to dance: MACROSS 82-99 - Fun Tonight
A song to drive to: CAKE - Stickshifts and Safetybelts
A song about drugs or alcohol: Thrill Kill Kult - A Daisy Chain 4 Satan
A song that makes you happy: Second track in this album
A song that makes you sad: 時の回廊一時間"クロノ・トリガー", the song isn't particularly sad, but the lore of the artist is a tragic tale of the fleeting nature of creation.
A song that you never get tired of: I don't really get tired of music I like.
A song from your preteen years: Haywyre - Two Fold Pt. 2, it's an album but whatever.
One of your favorite 80’s songs: Yazoo - Situation
A song that you would love played at your wedding: Sick & Panic, just to fuck with old people.
A song that is a cover by another artist: War Pigs
One of your favorite classical songs: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture
A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke: Thrills
A song from the year that you were born: All evil.
A song that makes you think about life: Philip Glass - Mad Rush
A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: Susanne Vega - Tom's Diner
A song that moves you forward: People Are People
A song that you think everybody should listen to: MACプラス : フローラルの専門店
A song by a band you wish were still together: I don't really have any bands I wish would get back together.
A song by an artist no longer living: Big Iron
A song that makes you want to fall in love: None
A song that breaks your heart: None
A song by an artist with a voice that you love: Alura
A song that you remember from your childhood: The window - Trout Fishing in America
A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: Susanne Vega - Tom's Diner
A song that moves you forward: People Are People
A song that you think everybody should listen to: MACプラス : フローラルの専門店
A song by a band you wish were still together: I don't really have any bands I wish would get back together.
A song by an artist no longer living: Big Iron
A song that makes you want to fall in love: None
A song that breaks your heart: None
A song by an artist with a voice that you love: Alura
A song that you remember from your childhood: The window - Trout Fishing in America
A song that reminds you of yourself: None
A song from a TV show you used to watch: Everything Stays
Survey #1, stolen from milky:
1.Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:
o.2. Are you single?
Mhm.
3. What is your favorite number?
14.
4. What is your favorite color?
Pastel blue.
5. Least favorite color?
Shit brown.
6. What are you listening to?
Working through the nuwrld mixtape club releases.
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
Yeah.
8. Are you involved with anyone?
Kinda but mostly no.
9. What is/was your favorite subject in school/ college?
My calculus teacher last semester was awesome.
My physics teacher this semester is a riot.
10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
Never have, never will.11. Do you have money?
A month's rent and food.
12. Would you take an ex back?
I wouldn't take my ex back.
13. Are you outgoing?
Yeah.
14. Are you gay?
Rarely.
15. Where do you wish you were right now?
In a dorm with a more interesting roommate.
16. What should you be doing right now?
Probably applying for scholarships for next semester.
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?
With spit, yes.
With gum, yes but not big.
Can you do a cartwheel?
No.
Can you touch your toes?
Too tall.
Can you wiggle your ears?
No.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
No.
THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
No.
Did you ever want to be a firefighter?
No.
Did you ever want to be a teacher?
No.
Did you ever break the law?
I do about once weekly.
THE DOs:
Do you like rollercoasters?
Only if they are wet.
Do you own a bike?
Yes, but it rarely gets used because I skateboard.
Do you play the lotto?
No.
Do you like football?
No.
Do you have a shopping addiction?
I am so adverse to spending my own money that I use a spreadsheet to determine when I purchase the things I want.
THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics?
No.
Does your wallet have any pics in it?
No.
Does your job bring you satisfaction?
I work a bottom rung IT position, so whether or not I am satisfied is determined by the kind of work my boss has me doing.
Does a soft answer turn away wrath?
Who? I turn away Jehovah's Witnesses.
Does sex mean love?
No.
THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?
The goobers.
Last car ride?
Back to my dorm from playing rock band at a friend's house.
Last text message?
Picture of fried catfish.
Last baby you held?
Probably the plastic mother fucker I had to take care of for a week sophomore year of high school in my child development class.
Last time you shaved?
Yesterday.
LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought?
Breakfast.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coke.
What was the last thing you watched?
Currently watching adventure time.
What was the last thing you read?
Currently reading The Rise of the Computer State.
What was the last thing your hand wrote?
Notes about a textbook I needed to buy.
THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone?
Mom.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
A friend chugging some fluid.
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
Probably Chelan.
Who do you miss right now?
My high school debate partner.
Who last hugged you?
Medy.
CURRENTLY:
What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray.
Have any tattoos?
No.
Have you any piercings?
No.
Straight hair or curly?
Curly.
Where are you?
My dorm.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Failed a class?
I came very close junior year of high school.
Professed your love and been turned down?
Yeah.
Accomplished a life goal?
No? My life goals are all too long term for that to hurt or anything.
Thought you were pregnant?
I'm a dude.
Sang in front of a crowd?
Unless like half a dozen friends counts,, no.
SIX THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Skateboard.
2. My 122 key unicomp model M with a 3d printed octopus on it.
3. Me.
4. Coffee cup with bouncy balls in it.
5. The teddy bear that I like to squeeze into crevices because I think it's funny.
6. My box of objects that have emotional significance to me.THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. In a relationship?
No.
2. Want a relationship?
I want a relationship with a specific person.
3. Wanna get married?
Not now.
FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. Farming is counterculture.
2. I wanna play minecraft, but I don't wanna find a group to play with because I'm invested in a world, but the other people who play on that world aren't active.
3. Trying to play video games with people from myspace is annoying.
4. How was the fucking backless folding chair I had at home better for my back then the office chair I have here?
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iason
you did indeed say "no way"
ㅇㅅㅇ
idubbz sam hyde shirt reveal when??
Whenever I next wear it.
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iason
glad you finally got around to it.
Such an awful survey.
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bonkmaykr
Why be mordecai when you can be... uh.... I'm trying to think of another relatable cartoon bird character but I can't
iason
13 is based and true
24: is all chill my guy, as you said in one of the prior ones it's all impersonal bickering and we don't really care that much ε>
adrian >:)
ive been obsessed with the orgy version blue monday. one of my favorites atm
Idk, man, nothing could ever beat out the original for me.
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Madison >:)
Bruhh I didn't think anyone was actually into Haywyre's music. I was obsessed with Two Fold Pt. 2 when I was like 12 lmaooooo
Yeah I was huge into haywyre through middleschool and then his music just kinda lost it's touch for me.
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𝓢𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓮
Interesting, what makes farming counterculture?
Jan 16 https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=201625
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Oh dang, yeah you're onto something there. I didn't know about the John Deere thing, that's so unfortunate
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Chelan
what is in your box of emotionally significant items?
letters from my grandma, the one thing from my ex that I didn't burn, spy vs spy for the original xbox, One dad buck from the united states of chad, paper swan from the girl I liked for most of high-school, other random junk.
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What's in chelans box of emotional items?
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I don't have a box of emotional items, so I'll settle for my desk:
1) Computer stuff.
2) Balls.
3) A broken newton's cradle.
4) Some cheap, dull throwing knives.
5) A worn down and broken butterfly trainer.
6) A pocketknife.
7) Another ball.
8) A small container of water with a paintbrush in it.
9) An empty can.
10) Some hand sanitizer.
11) My wallet.
12) Watercolor markers.
13) Mixed media paper.
14) A card asking me to donate to the Trevor Project.
15) Some magnets.
16) A pair of old wirecutters.
17) A weird attachment made of silicone that's supposed to turn my phone flashlight into a lamp. It's filled with the balls from my broken newton's cradle.
18) Some rope.
19) A weird bracelet.
20) A small chunk of green clay.
21) A mug full of pencils.
22) A jar full of pencils.
23) An object I don't know how to describe.
24) A bent bit of metal wire from something.
25) A medium sized, open topped container filled with miscellaneous wires, papers, cards, and other detritus.
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Chelan has balls.
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scientist_axolotl
You know lola marsh and the hush sounds??!! AAAAA I said it before and I'll say it again u have good music taste
I actually do not know those people, sages responses were just still there as I was trying to fix the css lmao.
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lmaooo :D tho still its true
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iason
speaking of the minecraft server, we should whitelist mari. we tried to play a bit earlier this night but couldn't get lan to work for some reason and she's not whitelisted on the server :/
also, 7 is my favourite number, which is fun cos yours is double mine/mine is half of yours. nifty.
7 and 21 are also hot numbers in my book
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love me a 21
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