TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BE ALFA( ITS JUST A JOKE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY)

SO THIS IS GOING TOBE TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BE REAL ALFA . 

RULES:

1  NEVER WASH CUZ EVRYONE NEEDS TO SMELL YOU AND YOUR RESPECT 

2 ALLWAYS HAVE WOLF OR SAD BART PROFILE PIC 

3 WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A TOWEL TO SHOW DOMINACE 

4ALWAYS GROWL AT PEOPLE 

5 BE NICE TO YOUR KITTEN 

6 ALWAYS GROWL AT THE MOON 

SO WAKE UP AT EXCATLY 3AM CUZ SLEEP IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE AND YOU ONLY NEED 3 HOURS OF SLEEP SINCE YOU WERE PARTING OR GAMING WITH YOUR KITTEN .YOU WAKE UP AND THW FIRST THING YOU DO IS TO CALL MACDONALDS SO THEY WILL DELIVER YOU YOUR BRECKFEST .AFTER THAT YOU DO 10000 SQUATS AND 40000000 PUSHUPS .THAN YOU TAKE YOUR BAG AND YOU ONLY PUT INTO IT PRIME YOUR BRECFEST AND 5 BRICKS AND YOUR PHONE . YOU PUT ON THE MOST ALFA OUTFIT AND YOU GO TO SCHOLL .YOU GROWL AT EVERY BOY IN SCHOLL AND YOU START HOWLING AT DA MOON .THEN YOU GO TO CLASS BUT TEACHER KICKS YOU OUT FOR HOWLING IN CLASS .SO YOU GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU SMOKE 6PACKS OF CIGARETES AND THEN YOU GO TO CLUB .AND THATS YOUR RUTINE 

I HOPE THIS HELPED

BTW THIS IS JUST A JOKE DONT TRY THIS