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i got sad thinking about all the cool things i will probably forget i wrote about in my bulletins so i made a blog thats like a gallery for all my favorite bulletins
(to be edited, obviously)
21/03/26
no way the government isnt spying on us thru ai
i noticed some people talk to chatgpt more than they even talk to their friends. like in school, its just normal to hear "oh i was talking with ai!" like in a way that means theyre familiar with each other?? its fucking creepy and sad. and i feel like some governments are taking advantage of this.
its hard to explain, but it feels like a mass surveillance thing. when people vent or even just talk to an AI, maybe they tailor media to be more "relatable" and keep everyones head down on a phone. especially with the social media censorship going on in america, this really does feel like 1984.
more people are becoming aware, but no ones doning anything. you hear about protests against ICE, protests against climate change, but no ones protesting about epstein?? or maybe there are, but theyre not showing it on social media because they want more people to feel hopeless, so they vent to ai so the government gets more info about the masses. its a loop!
22/03/26
day 2 eid
now THIS is where i get my money. i got like 380 riyals, and adding tat to some left over eid money i collected over the years, i have ~1125. there were so many activities. we played a bunch of games, and we wrote letters to people. we took pictures and decorated the frame (i put fatson todd on mine lol), and my aunt made us do a bag-colouring competition for a mystery prize, and i won!!! the prize was an entire bag of buldok ramen. ive never tried it up until now. i got to say, it has a FOUL smell, and it doesnt really taste good. its just spicy. all that dick riding and for what? 
but whatever, i won it, so im gonna keep it under my table purely for decoration. also i know if i eat an entire one of those i will be woken up by my rectum whos about to drop the fattest, most explosive, most liquid diarrhea known to man. i only took too bites and my stomach is already upset. tomorrow i have nothing to do but after that its my dads cousins wedding and i will be going to that!
the only thing thats a bit of a bummer is that my stepmom and my dads side aunts and my moms side aunts are gonna be in the same venue. my dads side of the family and my moms side have been on some real beef since they divorced five fucking years ago so lets hope everyome leaves in one piece
i wish i had tits
i mean i already kind of do since im a #fatass but i feel like its not fair that girls get all that cute lingerie and the most swag i can get out of my underwear is just minecraft underwear 
perks of having a fatass brother
bro is so hungry and since this idiot broke his foot hes been asking me to go sneak out and get the order but i always force him to order for me too and let me get a hit of his vape before i do that. like we've eaten out TWICE just today, and i used that technique.
23/03/26
i felt like breaking a beer bottle today
i tried hitting it against the wall three times but it didnt break. so i gave up and threw it on the ground AND IT WAS SO LOUD OMG but it finally shattered and i ran away cus i heard voices from the neighbours door
perfect weather
to listen to music. violently storming with a chance of getting electrocuted? oh yeah so the smiths weather!!!
why do i do this to myself (tmi?)
i KNOW i have the stomach equivalent to that of a toddler when it comes to keeping food down. so why do i insist on starting my day with a farm's worth of dairy? and i havent even slept and its 10 am and i drank PURE COFFEE at 7. just water and nescafe and i just know im going to have a really bad shit. im already farting like crazy i might become the leading cause of pollution genuinley. i had to open the doors and the window and allat. how does azriel do this.......
oh my foot just cramped up
one thing that stuck with me IMMEDIATLEY after i watched superma
was sitting out in the sun for like 20 minutes. jus vitamin d makes me uhh shiny and browner, and it makes me feel like superman recharging after a long day of beating dinosaur lizards back into the core of the earth, visiting ppl with cancer, loving lois, being in denial over being in a homoerotic relationship with batman, being a big blue boy scout, eating uranium, hopemaxxing, kindnessmaxxing, empathymaxxing and shitting on zionists and eating french fries (that has nothing to do with superman i just like french fries)
my life is lowkey whimsical and joyous, not to make anyone jealous, i still have an entire week until school. i hope i dont get ran over by a bus or have a rumor come out of me that could ruin my life, or get paralyzed or break a bone or anything terrible
i am high on caffiene
25/03/26
I LOVE TUMBLR
i was searching for a haikyuu fic SINCE 2024 and this ANGELLL got it for me in 10 minutes. I AM GOING TO SOB.
26/03/26
i hope we get a supergirl summer
like how last year i got a superman summer
i just hope someone comes with me
27/03/26
GET ME OOOOUUUTTT
I'm at my grandma's house getting ready for a wedding and my aunt's being a bitch again. Omfg girl pls just die already.
30/03/26
school today
we had a sum total of ZERO classes cus all the teachers were lazy and whatever so we just put on music on the big ahh screen and sang.
also we watched a horribly stupid horror movie like it was actually so ass but my classmates were pissing themselves. i think i couldnt take it seriously cus the main actresses lips looked so damn inflated from filler like what the actual hell is wrong with the actresses in my country why to they need to look like speed after the kim kardashian lip trend thing
her lips were actually so big WHY cant we just accept were ugly asf. also the movie was supposed to be about djinn and they made them ugly and evil. im so TIRRRED of mfs assumung djinns are hidious and evil like theyre literally just another species of living things.
and plus, they tried to make them look scary but they just looked like goths. and they had a choreography that just.... idk bruh i wish there was an actual scary saudi movie. hopefully soon bruh
31/03/26
school again :3
lowkey i over estimated how much i would suffer in school, cus im actually having fun. all of todays lessons were comprehensible, my classmate bought slime, i played catch with my friends, uhhhhh we also watched شباب البومب OH, AND in the morning broadcast, they were bringing people up and asking them questions about their eid and i participated on the third question where i just talked about what i did on eid day. and i earned 10 riyal 
and when i got home i played volleyball with the wall until i realized how sad i probably looked and then my mom came home and brought an entire person with her just to give her a massage and after she "calmed down" she called me and my sister spoiled, idiot losers.,,,,,,............... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whatever im not gonna let my mom of all irrelevant things ruin my fucking fantastic day
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