My lamp is homoph*bic.

This was about three days ago and yes i have thought very deeply of it EVERY WAKING MOMENT ever since this incident happened. basically, i was forced to sleep in the carpet in my parents bedroom. i usually stay awake at night reading bl or something whenever im in my room, but my parents turned the lights off too!! but of course..

How can such a small thing stop me from reading my yaoi?..

I sneaked a light and when my parents went to sleep I retrieved my copy of Mo Dao Zu Shi from within my pillow case and got my lamp and I was peacefully reading it under the blanket until suddenly my lamp started acting up.

It. suddenly. stopped. working.

the sheer HORROR of it. It was entirely dark and I was SO scared I wouldnt be able to finish my danmei that i even cried, but well, to no avail because that demonic homophobia reeking lamp doesn't pity the suffering soul of a teen. It still wouldn't work. I waited like 15 minutes, by this time it was 3 something, and when i tried using it again, it didnt work. I was really upset, honestly. I tried to manifest light somehow anyhow but it didnt work. I whispered "start working again" to the light 200 times, and it still didnt work. 

well, i went to sleep afterwards and when i woke up next morning, it was working again!! ... and it doesnt work when i try to use it in front of my yaoi. 

My cutesy strawberry lamp is a homophobic demon that wants me to suffer . I KNOW it's possessed and plotting, i just cant prove it yet... what if it's secretly with the government.