us face when a security guard smelling of meth doesnt let us into a party cuz we took a sip purple fucking drink

us faces

it all started with the fact that girl and i were initially late. we were standing in a huge queue then other party acquaintances gradually approached me, eventually there were four of us. we are standing the queue is moving we have already approached the guards and in front of us is a group of three guys and one girl. and suddenly this girl picks up and offers us some kind of fucking purple liquid in a bottle: beer or jaguar or kvass or who knows. we drank it a little bit in front of the guard (one sip literally), he sees everything. 

he asks for our passports and there's fucking 2008, 2009 (minors ofc) and only one girl in 2006. he tell us to fuck off and he say we're drunk bitches (we literally took a sip)

were??? DRUNK???? BROOO??? 

we start writing to the organizers of the party but in the end there is no solution lmao

we get up n recite mantras. we come up with a plan that will tell us what to do

BUT THE GIRL WHO GAVE US THIS DRINK IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH!!!!!!!!

we approach for the second time.....AND THE GUARD TELLS US TO STAND AT THE END OF THE QUEUE SO THAT HE CAN TALK TO US

okay bro thats exactly what we did. se approach the guard...he taunts us with a taunt like: "well have u learned ur lesson?) dont drink anything else)" and he stands there laughing

in the end they let us in but we almost burst into tears:)))) cuz of this incident we were more than an hour late. 

i understand that i shouldnt have drunk this shit but fuck why did the guard say that we were drunk where did it come from cuz of a simple sip and why did this showdown take place at all? i think he just wanted to make fun of us

although he himself smelled of something interesting :))) yk

anyway everything ended well. its our fault that we decided to drink this shit but our nerves were pretty frayed. in the end we came to the party and had fun

sorry if the text is confusing, im emotional and very angry

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