my life is a rude (sic) goldberg machine

just had some absolute bullshit happen to me

i had spring break this past week so id be away from my apartment on campus for a while. i decided id leave my plants outside to get some more sun while im gone. then it gets to near freezing over the weekend followed by nearly 90 degrees over the following week while im still gone. also the city my apartments in was subject to some tornadic winds (not a tornado just really harsh winds) which i guess blew open the patio door, letting in aaaall that heat into my apartment. you know what summer-like heat brings? A FUCKING SWARM OF WASPS!!!!!!!! I GET BACK AFTER A WEEK OF BEING AWAY TO SEE MY PATIO DOOR COMPLETELY AJAR, MY PLANTS COMPLETELY DRY, AND A SHIT TON OF WASPS HAVING SOME BUG ORGY AAAAAAALL OVER MY WALL!!!!!! so i call maintenance buts its the weekend so theyll do fuckall, so i instead go to home depot to get TWO cans of raid to use INDOORS. i counted like maybe 18 individual wasps after i vacuumed their carcasses. i got done with that process at around 6. its now 8 and my shit still stinks of raid. i watered my plants in hopes that their being succulents will let them at least have a second shot of life after being dried out but im doubtful. sam altman i will have you skinned alive for FUCKING the weather like this

in better news i um took a practice mcat test (bc i wanna be a science guy) and got a 510 (pretty good) with relatively limited studying. the dream of the childhood may yet come true. i also like drew some stuff but ill post those laterrrrr