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I read about the fartpreneur selling her farts in jars and was wondering, why not go all the way and just sell her poop?
Selling farts in jars does not guarantee client satisfaction. You have to get your nose up close and ready as soon as you open the jar to get a whiff of that delicious goodness.
Farts in jars is a one-time use product, which is not very convenient for the customers. The customers want reusability and Stephanie Matto did not factor that into her business idea.
I was going to propose a new idea of selling poop in the jars instead. The stink would last longer, and the client could get as many whiffs as they want, without worrying about the product's degradation over time.
But the creators on Onlyfans are smarter than me and Farrah Abraham already did that several days ago.
You've got to give it to these creators on Onlyfans. Their ingenuity is remarkable!
I'd like to start an Onlyfans too. I'd like to sell my curly locks in little jars. 100 bucks gets you 1 strand of hair. 100 grand gets you a bunch of hair.
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