I think we should just disintegrate slow walkers (according to me)

No one’s probably gonna read this but I honestly just dgaf I HATE PEOPLE THAT WALK SLOW 

My school has pretty big hallways in general, but you know what else is big? (No not that) THE PEOPLE. The ppl that go to my school are huge horizontally AND vertically that it’s baffling. This makes it EXTREMELY hard to pass through. These people hang out in the hallways as if they dont have 56 missing assignments, c’s in all their classes, and 120 tardies or absences. The only time I see mf’s sprint is when there is moldy pizza on Friday's. Not only that, it’s just really scary seeing a group of skyscrapers standing in a circle. Im a pretty tall guy too so that should tell u smth. It’s like watching a cult sacrifice innocent people trying to pass through, I can’t help but feel like I’m next. 

I passed through a group once and never again. I’m so serious about this okay I’m really serious this is a VERY SERIOUS INCIDENT. I was walking through a group because well what else am I supposed to do when ur blocking the damn hallway? I swear on everyone’s soul BUT mine, i felt something wet caress my cheek.. I’ve never felt more scared in my life. I turn around and stare at my hb for a full minute as if I just witnessed murder. He said smth like “u good bro?” And I js look to the side and see a wet sausage layinf on the ground 💔💔 WHICH MF THREW TS AT ME GNG 🙏🙏  NEVER IN MY 16 YRS OF LIVING HAVE I EVER BEEN CARESSED BY A FCKIN WET SAUSAGE TS ACFUALLY FELT LIKE FRICKIN DIH ON MY SKIN.

Anyway, that’s all i mean I could talk about this forever but I gotta tend my hellcat and penthouse and my delicate SIX! FOOT! FIVE! self so yeah