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1) Always split up to become an easier target.
2) Attract as much attention to yourself as possible.
3) The boyfriend always dies.
4) The bully always dies.
5) Make sure to be extra clumsy.
6) When running away from danger, run slowly.
7) Run towards the danger.
8) Scream extra loud.
9) Opening the door is a good idea.
10) Constantly put yourself in danger.
11) Don't listen when they say not to open the door, what do they know?
12) Don't listen when they say not to go there.
13) Don't listen when they say not to touch that because they're stupid.
14) The jock always dies.
15) The hottest person in the group lives, bonus points if you're a blonde teenager.
16) If your girlfriend is really hot, you're gonna die.
17) The best friend's boyfriend always dies.
18) Snoop around more.
19) Do everything at night.
20) Teenagers out late at night = death.
21) That girl that thinks her house is haunted, yeah she's crazy.
22) Anything scary is stupid and not real.
23) Babysitting overnight is a great idea.
24) Searching for that missing person is a great idea.
25) The kids are always lying or they are crazy.
26) If given the option to escape or stay, always choose stay.
27) If the doll moved it's just your imagination.
28) If you see
something moving out of the corner of your eye, it didn't happen .
29)
Turn around extra slowly.
30) Closets are the best places to hide.
33) If you're scared, walking toward the source of your fear is the best cure.
34) Always ask, "who are you?" or "who's doing that?"
35) Cussing makes everything better.
36) Insulting and cussing at the predator will save your life.
37) If you're hot, you're definitely a target.
38) Asking questions to the predator is a good idea.
39) Crying and screaming gets you out of bad situations.
40) Walk towards the creepy little girl..
41) The right time to panic is when the music fades...
42) Do hear that creepy music? It's cool! I wonder why it's playing!
43) Always investigate the giggling sound.
44) Always investigate the crying sound.
45) Always investigate the scream.
46) Always investigate the weird sound. I mean, what could have made that sound?
47) You hear footsteps behind you? CRAZY.
48) Someone is breathing down your neck? THINK AGAIN.
49) When a door opens on its on, go into the room
50) When something is floating in air, grab it
51) It's always your imagination... or is it??
52) You're too cool to listen to stupid warnings 😎