Pick Me Species

Most people think Pick Me are just girls. Oh honey have I got some news for you. The Pick Me Species come in different shapes, sizes and gender. In today entry we will discuss the species and what makes them so very interesting 

First we are starting off with the one we all know. The Pick Me Pretty Girl. If you've payed attention to my other entry you have seen that I have talked about a girl named Shelby. And they thing about Shelby is that she would rather eat nail then not have a males attention. She breaths and needs a man to constantly give her validation even if they are making fun of her. Which is sad and pathetic. But the thing about this breed is that these types of Pick Me Species is that they are pretty and talented. They have amazing skill and are normally very ni e on the eyes. The sad thing is. Is that they are insecure and have no personally. Therefore they rely on bringing down others and their looks to get attention. Oh and their sex appeal. They are very easy to spot in the wild and very common.

The next one is the Pick Me Nice Guy. This breed can be hard to find but by god it's an interesting one. Mainly in the male gender pool, this species tend to really also on their boring basic jock humor and popularity. Sadly these men tend to use the whole "nice guy" act to get women. But deep down they are just selfish and insecure as well. On top of this they constant say they are looking for love which we are both knowing what they want. They have no problem crying and they are VERY good liars. You can find this breed in the wild. Very dangerous so please take caution when approached by one.

The next one is the Ugly Duckling Pick Me. These ones aren't too dangerous inn the wild just annoying. They have no skills, talent, and they were smacked in the face with the ugly tree. However due to being lied to. Or simply bagging one attractive person in their sad life they think they are very hot. It's truly sad seeing someone go through this. And theirs no cure. They are delusional and clearly mentally ill. They normally make joke about other people thinking others will agree....the gag is no one ever does. 

And lastymy personal favorite is the good old. Peter Pan Pick Me. These people are a rare sight for some. But on Facebook they are everywhere. It's basically anyone over the age of 35 who think they are teenagers. Women who tend to post thirst traps on Facebook and old men who think they have a shot with Margot Robbie. They are very entertaining to watch. They always have children and yet they forget they do. It sad for the kids but I can't help but kick my feet when I see them in the wild. Approach with caution. Cause if they feel threatened they will come for you. They also think cause they are older they can fight. 9times outta 10 they cannot. The women tend to go blond and get corny tattoos while the men go on Tinder looking for 18 year olds. 

I hope this was informational and helps keeps you guys safe. Don't forget to spot these Pick Men and send me a pic cause they help me sleep at night 

XOXOXOXOX