This needs to end

I 17M HATE it when people knock my stuff of the table it is absurd! People aimless and mindlessly bump into the table and my stuff falls over. I have broken i have spilled countless yerba madres over my red leather davenport. One time I even had my $1422 Cannon EOS 5D Mark IV film compatible knocked straight off the davent and had to go into my local radio shack to fix it. Even worse, I broke my rare limited edition 1999 Jar-Jar Binks suckle beyond repair(one of twelve in my collection) while in the grand scheme schope of reality it is rendered infinitesimal however the emotional value that it held was far greater than any apology has the ability to amend. Anyways i just wanted to vent about this See ya.