D&D..

DMs need to dress up..actually everyone needs to(well, you dont need to but at least wear clean clothes)..im sick of you pulling up in some sweaty, sauce covered, probably cum stained, cat piss smelling t shirt from bass pro shop..put on a fucking elf costume or something, you're already a geek for playing dnd might as well let it consume you completely 

I don't think it's like...required or anything...but it beats you stinking up the place..plus it's fun

I personally will be wearing a cloak with elf ears...or a silly wizard costume...you can keep on that anime shirt that hasn't been washed since 2019..I guess