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Basics


name: vera fan....for i am vera's essence and also a fan, quite convenient? yes?

nickname: verafan without the space

age: 4 hours approximately 

birthday: whatever today is

birthplace: i think someone's basement

current location: someone's basement and hopefully soon to be my father's loving arms

eye color: black. like my soul. and the ink.

hair color: black, also like my soul. and the ink....probably

piercings: a piercing through my heart from the rejection of my father's love

tattoos: i adore tramp stamps

boyfriend/girlfriend: i am considered too young and too fan for them. their loss

siblings: i ate them in the cardboard womb



Favourites


color: pink like my ribbon and white like my skin

music: i dont know what such a thing is

sport: fanning others, one day...i hope my father will ask me to fan him....

holiday: my father's birthday

food: i havent tried any...maybe hot glue

number: what are those?

movie: my father tells me im quite lynchian

celebrity: my father

place: in someone's basement

drink: i cannot consume liquids for they eat me back

day of week: dry humping wednesday

month: whatever month it is right now

city: what are those?

animal: foxes because my father is one silver fox

time of day: when my father talks to me

smell: father?

t.v. channel: i dont have money

song: father love me, directed by vera fan



This Or That


hugs or kisses: kisses because hugs would crush me

pepsi or coke: i dont know....tastebuds are something i envy

mcdonalds or burger king: as my father says, i am helpless. i cannot have either

chocolate or vanilla: i cannot have either. my father has me on a strict diet of which i will perish imminently if i consume anything of the sort

lover or fighter: i am a lover but my father is a fighter

friends or family: neither...for my friends are nonexistent and my family is my enemy

love or money: father's love can ease the hole in my heart....my cardboard shaped heart

listen to someone talk or do the talking: i can barely speak and when i do it is nagito komenada ...my father calls me ugly

personality or looks: i openly admit to being shallow, i must date someone with the same bling as me. as in a fan with great temu decorations, perhaps even shein?

magazines or comics: i can not read for i am 4...hours old, shockingly, i can type though

pop star or word up: what



Love


are you in love: with my father

have you ever been in love: with my father

do you believe in love at first sight: i saw my father and swooned

longest relationship: 0 hours and 0.2 minutes

kiss on first date: my father

ever cheated on someone(be honest): nobody because my father is the only father for me



Random


do you do drugs: are those the white specks on my fathers desk

do you drink: no because i would die

do you have any regrets: having my father hate me ....

want to get married: if the lovely shein fan will have me

want kids: i have been thinking of birthing a dorkechi

do you believe in yourself: does father???

last movie you saw at the movies? was it good: i dont know...havent been...

can you handle the truth: if the truth is father loving me, yes

biggest fear: consuming a drink

most missed memory: father's loving arms, it must have happened

first thought waking up: well i havent slept yet

how do you want to die: by father's hands

do you get along with your parents: oh i think you know

do you swear: i will now, for the very first time.......shirt

do you have a pet: no i would rather birth a dorkechi, although i am terroized by a bird

have you ever passed out: no im 4 hours old

do you party: well...i cant consume liquids....

do you get good grades: no i am not enrolled in school



Do You Believe In


god: father is my god, oh but if were getting technical i did have a virgin mary birth, so take that as you will

religion: father

aliens: ...does father count

ghost: father is a ghost in my life

afterlife: sounds..heavenly

myself: what

karma: karma's a bitch shoulda known better if i had a 

magic: i was born with sheer will and magic


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