what the flip is going on

i cant keep up with the world im so confused and scared all the time what the eff . . . also i want a ferret like really bad like so bad theyre so cute and aww and i love them so much but maybe i want a cat actually or a gerbil or a parrot AWW BUT I WISH I COULD HAVE A SEAL I FUCKING LOVE SEALS THEYRE SO CUTE

i think im gonna become a seal one day thats like my life goal