HERE I GO.

Okay, so let's talk about why it is I simp so incredily hard.

1. He's, objectively, extremely pretty. And we know how much I like pretty things. So, yeah. That ones a given.

2. He's murderous. And not just a regular amount of murderous. Like, if murder was a sexuality, that would be his. He literally lives to fight you and chases you to the literal ends of the Earth to die beside you in combat. And lets be honest, who wouldn't find that incredibly 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓎?

3. This man is an absolute drama queen. There is nothing more I love than a drama queen, especially a big, murderous, smitten drama queen. I mean - just LOOK at this shit.

It's just so incredibly horny and absolutely dramatic. Love that for him.

4. He's literally 7 feet tall. My character is my own height (5 foot 2) and he just...is double me.

5. He likes to read. Canonically, he loves to read. There is nothing sexier than a man that likes to read. periodt.

6. He, unflinchingly, kills his own father to save you. Like zero hesitation. The moment his dad decides to kill you he literally goes "lol YOU THOUGHT" and just fucking kabobs him to death.

7. He turns himself into a fucking DRAGON to FLY TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH to assist you in KILLING THE HARBRINGER OF CHAOS. Is it because he doesn't want the world to end? No, ofc not. This mfker could care less.

He wants to have his fight with you. 

And you're too busy killing the literal harbringer of the end of the world, the very personification of despair. 

And he's a little upset by that.

So he decides to just help you out, you know, to speed that process up so you can have your fight.

That is....comedic gold? 

8. I'll end with simply this.