*Cutely plans with my delicate female fingers on my keyboard.* -posted from IPhone.-

I’m currently trying to get out more but it’s so much easier to THINK about doing it and PLANNING it than actually following through cause for the three months of winter, I’ve been cooped up in the house cause I hate the cold, it bums me out, and I don’t want a guarantee of mud stained on the feet of my jeans since I LOVVVE baggy jeans. 

I live in a bummy, cracked up redneck area so basically I live on pedophile lane, no joke, a man on my street got busted by the FBI cause he was literally watching p0rn with a three year old, but still, you get it, basically NO kids my age and only old farts turning to raisins on their porches, to add to that, I have absolutely no friends at all so I’d be all alone out there, but I wanna go in the forests so bad!! It’s the only fun thing to do, but I’m also a sixteen year old girl. 

So, here’s another plan to add onto my collection, BUT it’s a public plan so if I don’t do it then I should be cyber bullied for my sin of sloth ass. 1- Bring at least three things to protect myself! My dog, pepper spray, knife. 2- Go to creek and look for deer bones. 3- That’s actually it, it is the SIMPLEST plan ever and the bare minimum and vague to interpreting! This’ll be great for losing all my winter weight, not too much, I enjoy being chubby a bit too much but still, a healthy amount that I’m happy with. 

Have a good night, and did you know that we are supposed to drink at least four bottles of water a day?