I told my dad if I got ran over its his fault yesterday

So my dad wanted me to run across a busy street to give his coworker some avocados, because if he went in he would feel bad for not helping while they're busy. It was his day off. I think he'll be fine, But anyways. So I say yes because I thought he asked me something else. I thought he asked me to come with him, so I say sure. He hands me the avocados and I'm confused. Then I realized I told him yes to bring the avocados to his coworker. I grab the bag and open the car door because we were in the car across the street from his work, so as I open the door I tell him "If I get ran over it's your fault" but as I get out of the car he's like fine I'll do it. Okay I truly wasn't trying to guilt trip him, I guess he can't take a joke? And after that he was pissed at me ranting about how he felt bad for leaving while they're so busy blah blah blah I honesty don't care. Plus I was already kinda annoyed from him so that pissed me off a bit more. I JUST WANTED TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC BUT NOOO HE HAS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT! I really got pissed at that because it was a good song that I haven't heard in a bit. LIKE SHUT UP! He always does that during the best songs ever. It pisses me off so bad, but he doesn't have to do that for 99% of the song? Just the one I was actually waiting to listen to? Okay. I see how it is.