HOW DO YOU USE THIS? (COMO MEXE NISSO MDS???)

Guys, how do you use this app without knowing English?? I'm using a translator! Surviving with the meager amount of English I know! Having spoken Portuguese my whole life, do I have to waste my childish talent (where I managed to get crumbs of English) on a blog! A blog, in many quotation marks, right? A "sOS" blog.