Theoretical driving exam was officially passed B)

I know I wrote a blog post 10 days ago complaining about how I would never pass my theoretical exam... but we all know how dramatic I can be ;P

Anywayyy, here's the story of the exam.  So, yesterday morning I was so nervous. First of all I only realised once I was in the car, that my only ID was expired by one MONTH!! Additionally, I reread the letter from the TÜV and realised I was supposed to pay 14 days before the exam at the earliest. I was so scared of the possibility of getting caught and having to tell my teacher, that not only was my ID expired, but my payment was 2 weeks late X_x

So I was stressing in the waiting room along with 20 other people, becuase there were only two outcomes in my mind. Either they realise my ID/ payment was wrong, or I fail the exam. I was sweating bullets and my stomach was CHURNING..  Then it turns 8:40, we are let in and the man let's me take the exam. Honestly, I was hoping for option number one. At least then I would have had more time to study. 

After the employee scanned each one of us with an electronic detector, to make sure we weren't cheating, our computer screens switched to the exam. We had 30 questions to answer. Everything was fine, I read everything thoroughly and by question five, three people had already left the room. Now I was so distracted and wondered if they had memorised all 1100 questions or if they all got bored and didn't feel like finishing the exam.

Then i look back onto my screen and realise I have no idea what to answer for question 5. I mark the question for later and by the time I reach question 30 I had already marked 4 different questions. I was fucked. You can have at most 10 mistake points to pass, and each one of my marked questions was worth 4 points. so I could only have at most 2 wrong answers. I answered some bullshit, breathed in deeply and moved my trembling cursor to the submit button. 

The screen was so big and the text so small I could not see whether I had failed or not, so I scanned the page, my heart thumping painfully until I read: "8 mistake points: passed". I was so relieved I think the whole room heard my loud ass sigh. I stood up with my ass so sweaty and said goodbye to the employee with the biggest smile on my face. 

It was finally over. I would never have to open that awful app, that felt like I was dragging my nutsack across hot coals every time I used it, for the rest of my life. 

Moral of the story, even if you are a dumbass like me, you can pass whatever exam you put your mind to. Now there's only the practical exam left... This time I promise I will do it legally