I Don't Do Dishwashing

I have a new technique for dishwashing, 

Hear me out, I call it "Giving it up", 

Funny isn't it, how every time I feel productive, 

I hear that chant in my head and it's constant, bitter, 

bickering. 

Don't let me start on changing my sheets, 

Because I use the " acne-prone " technique 

or sometimes called the " lazy-scroll " technique

Basically I don't change my sheets and it sucks. 

I wonder if the dirt under the fridge, 

Is the same dirt in the earth near the trees, 

I wonder if galaxies united for one reason, 

And that stupid reason being me. 

And then I do the "go-to-sleep" technique. 

I don't like that one, it deprives me. 

of it all.