!!18+!! stoned thoughts: burger king victory!

 despite my original intentions to not smoke cos family is in town, i did not smoke. haha plot twist!. i got some gummies. and wow. it’s amazing. 

sadly not sadly not a liveblog cos i was with my lovely awesome gf for this and wanted to focus on spending time with her hehe sorry not sorry :3

anywhoot after a while we went to the burger king i used to frequent before i moved back home. it’s in a neighbouring town and we had errands there and i had da munchies!! so i placed my usual mobile order, a double cheeseburger (no pickles) and a chocolate chip cookie. the cookie is sold for $0.79 at this location. we get there, and the usual (cool) guy at the window is like sorry gang we’re out of cookies, want a pie to replace? i’m like FUCK YEAH cos i thought he meant apple pie, which is sold for $1.79, a whole dollar more! so we get my food, i look in the bag and its THE HERSHEY CHOCOLATE PIEEEEE OH M Y G O D

god is real they are non-binary and i guess still are active and not asleep or some shit (kidding i think god ain’t active fight me)

yall are getting the better version of my tumblr post about this btw. i’m rewriting it from scratch less filtered >:3

anyways. the hershey pie is sold for $2.79, despite me paying two dollars less!

also my burger was made with whonper patties so they were big and juicy and yummy af. the buns were normal tho so they were tiny looking XD

at the end of the day, night, whatever time it is rn idfk, the beesechurger was immaculate and the hershey chocolate crème pie did indeed make me crème my pie

also my order total was $4.20 and i cannot make that up.

see? magickal.

ok mabel out. goodnight. ✌️💜✌️