cheat sheet to not giving a shit.

(a sparknotes on the book "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck" by someone who didn't read it)

the 7 steps:

1. be born chill and with no shits to give; shitless.

2. if not, spend 16 years of your life giving (too many) shits

3. after 16 years, run out of shit because you gave so many shits that your body cannot make any more shits.

4. “minimal shits given.” reduce the size of shits. produce smaller shits. pea-sized shits, if you will, but proceed to continue giving these shits.

5. "do not give a shit." refuse to give a shit even though it is physically possible. assholes dont deserve your shits; assholes can produce their own shits, that's their sole function. your shits are precious(refer to economics: the scarcity principle). preserve your shits.

6. "couldn’t give a shit." physically could not give a shit even if you wanted to. so over it that you physically couldn't give anyone a shit even if you tried, you have shits, you can't give them.

7. "no shits left to give." literally do not have any shits to give. shitless. shits that have been produced have gradually gotten smaller and smaller until you are not producing any more shits. the shits that were being made and stored in your ass have been buried and are feeding and fertilising little worms in the ground.