st patricks

This past week it was st patrick's day so me and Emilio decided to score some beer. I asked my cousin who is 21 if he could buy some beer for us but he is such a nerd that he said he was scared to end up in a list for buying beer but like, no one cares right? everyone buys beer and it doesnt make you a criminal cuz he legit is almost 22. So anyways then we asked Mack who is the guy that guy who hangs out at the arcade and is super chill and is always stoned but he told us that he doesnt even have a drivers licence or any ID so he can't do it. In the end it was this super cool chick that had like a lower waist tattoo of some wings and I think she and her friend where in like spring break or something like that and she totally bought us a case of mickeys and we got so drunk in Emilio's basement cuz his mom works all the time and we tried to beat classic mario but it was so hard cuz we were drunk and could't even like jump in time and we kept dying but it was hilarious and after that we watched this hilarious movie 'Dude, where's my car' and Emilio said that it would have been so cool if Mack could sell us some weed but I told him how my uncle told me that if you smoke weed and drink alcohol you can die so we just went outside to do some skate tricks but it was super hard cuz we were drunk. Best st patricks.