The cult of Billy idol

Disclaimer!! This was a dumbass theory I made up at 2am because I was bored. All my stuff here is purely based off of the White Wedding MV. For reference this is a link to the MV:

https://youtu.be/AAZQaYKZMTI?si=WRST8lS0Ft5jY-X3

This shit starts out with some girlie about to get married so like “yay, happy day” and then there’s Billy idol pulling up on a motorcycle and some random leather wearing divas shaking ass because why the fuck not I guess but I like to imagine that the ass shaking is a ritual in this cult because everyone in the Billy idol church is in a cult. 

That girlies being married off to a cult and Billy idol is at the centre of it all. All roads lead to Billy. But anyways, bride girlies walking down the aisle with a lad by her side and I’d like to believe that was gonna be her husband because Billy idol fucking crashes through the church window on a motorcycle so…realistically he was probably the groom but in my mind I’d like to imagine that he crushed bride girlies hubby before they could say a vow. Anyways Billy idol is lowkey also casually stripping at times in the church so hooray for the 80s sexy man ig?? 

But anyways, Billy then forces the bride girlie into marriage by putting on like a barbed wire ring on her finger and like everyone just reveals they’re nazi’s or sum cuz they kinda surround the altar and do some salute to them. It’s prolly not a Nazi salute but shush this is my re-telling, go watch the music video for yourself. Bride girlie screams from pain and everything that’s been going on from the fact that it’s her wedding day, her fiance probably getting crushed by motorcyclist Billy, Billy idol just casually choosing to marry her, her lowkey kinda joining the cult of Billy and the booty shaking leather divas sends bride girlie into a shock causing her to be emitted to the disco ward because what is normal? What’s the concept of normality? 

So while in the disco ward, bride lowkey goes through an exorcism using some kind of wet rag thing and she ends up dreaming she’s in a 2D world on a cliff. This inspires her to become the most powerful ballet dancer of all time. She wakes up magically with pointe shoes and all and begins prancing around a kitchen however her ballet and her aura is too powerful for the booty shaking leather chics and she starts blowing up the kitchen. Don’t mess with ballerinas. They’ll blow up your toaster. 

And then Billy idol, the ever supporting newly wed to this girl, just decides to kinda stand in front of her, let her do her thing, and just continues with the song lyrics before it cuts to bride girlie passed out in front of the altar so I think maybe tetanus?? Like we don’t know what the state that barbed wire ring could’ve been in. Plus like they show knocking nails into a coffin at different stages of the MV sooooo she just might be dead. 

Billy idols got a kill count ig. And that’s why the actual song title is just white wedding part 1. There doesn’t need to be a part 2. Billy idol is a cult. Billy idol killed some people. There’s no need for a sequel to that perfect piece of 80s media. But yeah. Must be a normal day if you’re Billy idol. 

In conclusion, I wanna join the church of Billy